!! OMG, How Gay: Soccer comes out of the closet! !!
I resent The Onion's implication that soccer is inherently gay! After watching five minutes of the world cup this weekend, I can tell you that although the guys are clearly the hottest in all of professional sports, nothing gay could ever possibly be quite this boring!
(American) Football, on the other hand-- now that's gay.
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