From Craig’s List, a W4W “missed connection”:
I saw you in the cracker aisle holding a 2 pack of hummus and a vat of tomatoes. I wanted to say hello, but I was waiting in line for a cliff bar sample and I didn’t want to lose my place.
You seem like the type to shop here, so maybe I’ll see you again? We could meet for a costco shake and hot dog? Hold the bun.
sucre à creme
(Thanks to Margot for the tip!)