Aaron Schock, formerly the hottest (not to mention the most festively attired!) member of congress must be gnashing his teeth and pulling out his frosted tips, as he’s been supplanted as America’s Congressional Stud. And by a Democrat! Noooooo!
Or, rather, oh yes.
In an effort to disprove the stereotype that West Virginians are straw-chewing, inbred yokels with missing teeth, Gov. Joe Manchin of West Virginia just named his former general counsel, Carte Goodwin, to take over the seat vacated by deceased Sen. Robert Byrd.
While the title of America’s Nudest Senator is still held by Scott Brown (R – MA), we’re hoping that Mr. Goodwin can soon take over that role as well. Playgirl, have you placed a call yet?