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!! OMG, What a Catch: Phone Booth Suitor Goes Searching for His Perfect Mate !!

Hey white outies (what’s an outie?) and hispanic honeys– have we got a catch for you! The above ad, placed by one 40-year-old UPS mail sorter named Malik, has been spotted on several phone booths around the city. Do you make the cut to zig-a-zig-ah?
The thing is, I know the perfect big-chested, hockey-loving, blonde-haired promisicuous honey for this guy– but her favorite color is mauve. Oh well.
[NY Post via Gawker]

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    Look closer Bmad – it’s definitely “cuties”.
    On a side-note, I’m worried by anyone who writes notes in all caps.

    This guy better talk to Hiroshi Ishiguro if he want’s a woman that perfect. You aint gonna find one lingering around a phonebooth.


    I’m thinkin it’s Cuties. My writing is similar.

    My guess is it was supposed to say “Hotties”, hot “Outties”. Maybe spelling isn’t on his lists of musts?

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