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!! OMG, his two-eyed pants snake: David Thewlis !!

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Either David Thewlis — who you probably recognize as Professor “Werewolf” Lupin from Harry Potter — drew eyeballs on his dick and that’s why it looks like it’s staring at me, or he’s drawn suspiciously ocular hieroglyphics on there and I have no idea what’s going on. Either way, amusing.
See what I mean after the jump (NSFW, obviously).


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    LOL, why did he even do that?
    It reminds me of this local gay bar where guys get the logo stamped on their scrotum and take pictures of it. Yeah, I know.

    TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER REALLY SEEN HIM FULL SIZE!!!
    David actually has got a huge thing. He is just hiding it in his jeans bc all he wanted (or more the director) to show is the head of it and he has got forehead, he just pulled it back.
    So everyone, pls stop saying that he is a poor guy. trust me and D !!!

    His effort at the fly in the second picture looks like he’s in the process of drawing on it (you can see the pen in his right hand, at the left of his crotch). It makes sense that he’d be grabbing the head with one hand and drawing on it intently with the other–especially if he was soft at the time.

    Not that it matters, but people, he’s keeping the rest of his c**k in his pants. Watch ‘Naked’ or ‘Total Eclipse’ or the etc. etc. hundred other movies Thewlis appears nude in. You’ll certainly see he’s hiding MUCH much more than simply a head. The man is impressive with bollocks to match. Halfway down his thigh not hard … and he has long thighs.

    Not that it matters, but people, he’s keeping the rest of his c**k in his pants. Watch ‘Naked’ or ‘Total Eclipse’ (though I would not recommended that movie)or the etc. etc. hundred other movies Thewlis appears nude in. You’ll certainly see he’s hiding MUCH much more than simply a head. The man is halfway down his thigh not hard … and he has long thighs.

    Shannon, go the hell away. First of all, he’s only showing head, so judging size is completely inappropriate. Second, we all know you get off calling every single guy on this website small-dicked, so in reality he is pleasing you. Third, I still challenge you to submit a picture of your own dick to this blog to prove to us why you’re so fit to judge. Get. A. Life.

    Random Answer: Scott: What your seeing in the second pic is the top of his head.. his hair is receding and has his hair is long on top and pulled forward to hide this.

    He should have drawn a BIGGER PENIS than that non existant red thing….lol

    How can you call something a snake that only has a head? Okay, there’s probably a snake there somewhere we aren’t seeing, but poor guy, the middle picture makes it look like there’s nothing but that head to grab.

    I, for one, had hoped for more — a lot more.
    Poor David’s diminutive dickie is not exactly a ‘snake’, is it?

    No one’s business looks good that close. And in high definition.

    Random question…it photo #1 his hair is to his neck, but in photo #2 there is much longer hair. I’m confused.

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