Apparently, so many men have started wearing Spanx that 2(x)ist felt it was time to get in on the action. And here I thought 2(x)ist was all about making the tiniest undies possible. So here’s my question (one that I suspect Spanx-wearing women have long grappled with): what happens when you wear them on, say, a date and you end up back at his house? Do you excuse yourself to the bathroom to wiggle out of your suction-cup fat holder? This is why I haven’t bought those padded butt undies either.