At the Elie Saab show in Paris, fashion princesses (and actual princesses) Sirivannavari Nariratana of Thailand and Beatrice of York were each seated on the front row, when (apparently) Ms. Thailand went to go speak to Ms. York. “She don’t want to meet no princesses. She’s sitting here, not getting up,” Beatrice’s bodyguard informed Sirivannavari. “Is that the sort of Princess you’ve got?” was her reply as she went back to her seat. I’m not sure which, but one of these princesses needs to be bumped up to Queen asap.