!! omg blog !!

music LOL gay politics movies tv
cute fail gossip art fashion candy

« Previous entry: 'OMG, neighborhood showdown: Paris vs. New York'
x Back to homepage
» Next entry: 'OMG, he wants us to see his undies: Mario Lopez'

!! OMG, cute: Review of my cat !!


That there splayed on the floor is Crookshanks Butter Ball, the fatty cat who lives with Elisabeth Ball. By Ball's own description, Crookshanks' only A-list quality is her looks. "All she has is her looks, really, because her personality is like a science experiment," Ball writes on Review of My Cat, a tumblr where owners evaluate their furry companions. "A skin condition could downgrade her to a B, but we ignore that and pretend that she leaves tiny snowflakes of joy wherever she lumbers." Each cat is evaluated on the same criteria: Appearance, Sociability, Usefulness, and Huggability ("Let us clarify: she HATES being hugged, but she is oh so huggable, with her pudding abdomen and her soft white bib. We just have to grab 'er and squeeze."). So what's Crookshanks' overall score? A fatty, fatty D. Poor thing.

OMG, how cute: Pug as Miley's wrecking ball
OMG, how cute: Willing cat imprisonment
OMG, your new favorite link: Cat Bounce
OMG, how cute: Trading spaces
OMG, best dressed: Carmen Dell'Orefice

» posted by Phillip on Thursday, January 26, 2012
comments: 2 | category: Cute |



Monstrous. That kitty is at least a B-. She looks sweet and eminently squeezable.

» posted by Richard | January 26, 2012 7:09 PM

Crookshanks is adorable. There is no such thing as a "D" cat. They're all cute, cuddly and adorable.

» posted by Meowzer | January 26, 2012 12:16 PM

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

add a new comment