!! OMG, girl wants a drink: Toddlers & Tiaras' Alana !!
Of all the toddlers sporting tiaras on TLC's freakshow of a reality program, Alana is by far the best yet. Although she might need to be wary of "go-go juice" when she comes of drinking age (or starts high school, whichever comes first). It makes her laugh and play now, but by 16 good ol' go-go juice will get her onto another TV show: MTV's Teen Mom. You hear that, honey boo-boo child?
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posted by Phillip on Friday, January 6, 2012
comments: 11 | category: Dangerous
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Yes, but let's all remember, Alana is gonna "work that stage" "Work that thing" and she's gonna win the whole pageant!!
Posted by:
Vior |
January 20, 2012 6:37 PM
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Alaina is going to be a big star!!
Posted by:
Jeffrey Doodle |
January 11, 2012 10:43 PM
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@joe
There is a father in the picture. And he would cl -clip a million coupons for Alana
Posted by:
laura |
January 10, 2012 10:04 PM
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Can you say Child Abuse? If they are trying to make their child a candidate for welfare, they are doing a great job.
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mike |
January 9, 2012 11:44 PM
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@shanebang: The "issue" is that her mother is fucking her up! Total trailer-trash! Did you see her disgusting mother? The poor child can't even speak proper English! I'm sure she is "happy", but only because she doesn't know any better. And as far as being "fed" goes; I think OVER-fed would decribe her better. She has no chance in life being raised that way. I blame the mother (and the father if there is one in the picture).
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Joe B. |
January 8, 2012 4:58 PM
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Wow. Lot's of haters on this one. I think she's awesome and adorable. Pageant parents are all weird and make their kids do weird shit. It's not the honey boom boom childs fault yall! She looks happy and fed and clean so what is the issue?
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shanebang |
January 8, 2012 12:44 PM
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Is it just me, or is this girl Anna Nicole Smith reincarnated?
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Why? |
January 7, 2012 8:33 AM
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I have never felt the need to comment on anything on this site but this is absolutely revolting. i feel sorry for this young lady, who never had a chance in this life... So Sad
Posted by:
Mimo |
January 7, 2012 7:28 AM
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Those "parents" should be imprisoned. Wow.
Posted by:
Matt |
January 7, 2012 12:04 AM
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Good God.
I didn't realize it was possible to be utter trailer trash at the age of six. Honey Boo Boo child? Gag. You can barely understand a word she says.
Posted by:
TheVinylVillager |
January 6, 2012 10:13 PM
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