OMG it’s Ya’sus, he’s returned just in time for the apocalypse…on a golden Segway?! As this is going on, there’s a backroom AA meeting which gets a little “praisethelord/repent/reborn/holyghost/jesusjesus”, and the young ones get born again under the golden waves and…and then he comes in on his Segway. AND DANCE!
Well we have a couple of days left so I hope he comes back and does a North American tour on his scooter, encouraging tansen and gold lamé-wearing. Praise the Lord. Hallelu! [Praise the Lord]