!! OMG, John Waters accepts used dildos for Christmas !!
If John Waters got a limp dick dildo "with a hint of crotch" for Christmas last year, what the bloomin' heck does he want this year?
There's only a few days to go until John takes his annual Christmas Show on the road. Click here to read the whole interview with Papermag, where John discusses Christmas trees falling on grandmas, cigarette stuffed childhood stockings and who he's inviting to dinner this year.
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