!! OMG, The World is going to Shit: Joey Arias is going to Pie the Pope !!
OK, I get it, you're like totally freaking out right now, you can't think straight cos you lost one of your glow-in-the-dark wedge heals and you only have a few whoars before the apocalypso. Chill out girl, Mama Joey, she gots some ideas for you to answer the age old question; "If it was the last day on earth, what would you do?"
Well, HERE is what Joey would. Now go get creative and shat on that one who gon pissed you off that time. Hey, it's the end of the world, there's no consequence to shatting-on-'em.
[unless it's all just a MAYAN FARCE and then -oops! You just shat on someone's head! How are you gonna follow that one up?
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