I’m praying to the fire Gods and consulting my dragon babies about what the crapping sod is going on on Game Of Thrones right now, I am just a tad lost and would love if for the remainder of the season every time someone mentions somebody else who’s not in that same scene that a colour coded bubble pops up with their grimacing mud-splattered velvet-gowned face so I know who in all the kingdoms they are all talking about, always any time or something…seriously!
Whoever is in charge obv decided it was time for some serious ass, for those viewers who are dumb as dragon’s shite and only watch it for the cute fellas who ain’t washed for a while and are getting all horny from swearing oaths not to look at lady lumps and that [hello Jon Snow, I’m talking about you you sexy bastard]. So they gave us like 3 asses this week, that should keep us going for a couple of episodes, that and some kind of dragon fire or wild fire or some sort of gay sparkly fire.
Follow the jump to see new character Olyvar Frey’s [Will Tudor’s] NSFW spying prostitute ass. I don’t care if he’s a hooker, I’ll risk catching wild-fire crotch-crusties from him!
[partial image source: ohlala]