If you’re looking for the best songs to get bottle service to in a club full of poorly dressed baboons and brokedown Snookis — look no further! DJ Paris Hilton has released her bible of go-to EDM tracks for you to tabledance to (also known as pre-Meegan-ing) and here are a couple of Paris’ guidlines for her favourite tracks:
- I think that the words are hilarious. Everything about it is funny.
- Everybody is raging when I play it.
Sounds about right. Have you got your ticket to see Paris DJ yet, or are you still saving up?