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!! OMG, forgive me father for I have BIRTHED: Nun Gives Birth In Italy, Is 'Unaware Of Pregnancy' !!


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So last March, when you were sitting at home watching TV on a Friday night alone, some hot nun from Rieti, Italy was out getting freaky, hitting the dancefloor to Madonna's Just Like A Prayer, and doing belly shots off the bartender's stomach. How does one know this? Well -- she sealed the deal that night, because according to BBC News:

A nun who gave birth to a baby boy in the central Italian city of Rieti, said she had no idea she was pregnant, local media report.

The 31-year-old nun was rushed to hospital with abdominal pains, which she thought were stomach cramps.

"I did not know I was pregnant. I only felt a stomach pain," she was quoted as saying by the Ansa news agency.

Fellow nuns at the convent said they were "surprised" by the news.

Local pastor Don Fabrizio Borrello told journalists that the nun planned to take care of the baby.

"I guess she's telling the truth when she says she arrived at the hospital unaware of the pregnancy."

Ya -- I guess! Looks like we had not only a pregnant nun on our hands, but now we have a LYING nun on our hands! The nun named her baby Francis, after Pope Francis. I'm not sure if she's trying to be subtle and let us in a little secret about who the baby-daddy might be, or if she's just being cheeky. Someone needs to call Maury STAT.



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» posted by Igor on Monday, January 20, 2014
comments: 1 | category: Camp |


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Why didn't she just claim immaculate conception? I know it's been used before but it's really hard for people of faith to say it couldn't happen.

» posted by ThomT | January 22, 2014 3:44 PM
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