!! OMG, your princess is in another castle -- but I'm here! Super Mario gets sexy in new Mercedes Benz Ad !!
If Mario lost the weight and quit his plumbing gig for a job in 80's porn, then this is what he'd look like!
Check out the new Mercedes Benz ad which features a model-esque Mario, who's Yoshi I'd like to Donkey Kong -- if you catch my drift!
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