In case you wanted to look like you shit-kicked a Teletubby, or show everyone that you are, in fact, GAY GAY GAY GAY – Adidas has released a pride pack of sneakers for the male or female homosexual. Someone who defines themselves largely by their sexuality. Someone who wishes to wear it everyplace they go, so that people KNOW and it’s CLEAR and there will be ZERO misconception as to which side they play for. ADIDAS has got you covered! These are paired perfectly with a pair of capri pants or aviator sunglasses. SNATCH THOSE PINK DOLLARS, ADIDAS! Snatch them like a pterodactyl!
But they’re doing this for a good cause! A portion of the Pride Pack’s sales will be donated to Adidas’ “hometown neighbor, Portland’s New Avenues for Youth, a local advocacy group that helps empower homeless and LGBT youth to build life skills for a successful future.” The sneakers will hit select stores beginning June 6.