Honestly, all I see are a bunch of douchey white people. I don’t give a shit about the costumes, it’s their so-white-we’re-neon yuppieness and perfect hair/makeup that’s so offensive. I can just see them running over grandma to get to the latest gallery opening for posing with the paps between gutting yet another retirement fund.

Remember when it was the fey queens and blackmen in jackets that were the scary stereotypes? These times, they are a changin’.