NICK Jonas, girl, NICK! -5 princess points for the mixup. Joe Jonas probably couldn’t remember if he was with himself last night, forget his sex partners. And Nick doesn’t talk about it, he skirts around it like always. Filthy tease. Gonna have to hit his ass for that if I ever get him.

Also, Morgana, girl, is that a mask? Looks like one of those creepy flesh masks they’ve been making in china.