!! OMG, his butt (and grainy bits): New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady sunbathes nude in Positano !!

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New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and husband of supermodel Gisele Budchen is on leave for illegally deflating footballs in 2015 during a game. It’s safe to say he won’t be deflating any balls with these pics of him sunbathing in Positano during his time off, which you will find after the NSFW jump!

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And here is the lightened version, where you can make out some grainy peen, courtesy of reader Ivan:

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13 Comments on "OMG, his butt (and grainy bits): New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady sunbathes nude in Positano"

  1. There better be better pictures b/c Tom’s not helping the case for white boys right now.

  2. We want to see clearer dick please!

  3. TO BE SO DAMN BIG…..YET SO DAMN SMALL……..LOLOL

  4. Tom is cute and while I would not throw him out of bed, I am really bothered by guys that shave all their body hair.

  5. Why does he have no pubes?

  6. Playing with iPhone photo editing (shadows and contrast) you can see all of little Tom

  7. Not sure what the point is? He’s almost as covered with that towel over him as he would be if he just kept his shorts on. If you want a tanned ass, you need to uncover your ass.

  8. Joe and Frank are on it, haha. I was wondering the same thing.

    I will say that even though I’m accused of going for generic, bland dudes, even Tom Brady might be a little too whitebread for me. There’s a hilarious picture of him touching Aaron Hernandez right above his *clearly* visible penis line. Aaron Hernandez actually has a lot of pictures floating around in which his giant wang is on display through his tight pants. But the fact that he’s a convicted murderer sorta sucked the joy out of that for me once the news broke.

    Oh, “Patriots.” Killers and ball deflaters.

  9. Yes please

  10. Whatever. He knew exactly what was going on. And yes, it did deflate my balls.

  11. So where are the good pictures? Don’t pretend you don’t know what I mean.

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