!! OMG, Ukraine has banned actor Steven Seagal from the country as threat to their national security !!

You really cannot make this shit UP!

The only place left of Earth where former action star Steven Seagal is still relevant is Ukraine — and that’s because they consider him a threat to NATIONAL SECURITY. I bet Steven waited his whole life to be told those words — it’s straight out of a terrible 80’s action film! He’s been banned from the country now for 5 years because of his ties to Putin. Seagal is friends with Vladimir Putin and called Russia’s 2014 annexation of Crimea from Ukraine “very reasonable”. He was granted citizenship by Russia in November and was personally handed a passport by Putin.

Cute that Putin still thinks Seagal’s opinion matters and could actually sway how the West perceives Russia. LOLZ!

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5 Comments on "OMG, Ukraine has banned actor Steven Seagal from the country as threat to their national security"

  1. Chris Christie's Belt | May 10, 2017 at 7:49 am | Reply

    Seagal is a traitor worse than Jane Fonda. Seagal Endorses a Russian weapons makers owned by Putins brother.

    Trump and Seagal are both obese lying wife beaters owned by the Russians.

  2. Barbara 'Hunnychile' Perez | May 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm | Reply

    Can someone explain his hair to me? I don’t have my specs on and it looks like my Aunt Quanesha’s cooter.

  3. Does this queen think he’s fooling anyone with that horse hair lace front and Just For Men?

  4. I thought it was because he would take up too much space.

  5. All idiots are going to Russia these days, while every single normal human being is trying to leave that cloaca for good.

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