!! OMG, he’s naked UHGAIN: ‘Bromans’ star Brandon Myers !!

Bromans star Brandon Myers claims he has the biggest dong on reality TV, even going so far as to challenge his fellow stars! Is he right!? Decide for yourself after the NSFW jump!

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32 Comments on "OMG, he’s naked UHGAIN: ‘Bromans’ star Brandon Myers"

  1. Not bad ill admit but honestly I prefer that cute little ass of his.

  2. Dick is okay. Not the nicest looking dick compared to so many others from television “personalities”.

  3. he’s an ehh all around.

  4. Awesome cock!

  5. “BITCHES” stop whining about size..dick’s are like hairs in yr mouth, U still will gag !

  6. great dick! and it’s perfect that it’s uncut, cut dicks look awful..

    • You actually got it backwards, but whatever you tell yourself that gets you to sleep at night mate!

      • What are your reasons for your belief that it’s better to hack off something that you are born with?

      • Cut dicks look absolutely horrific. They have that hideous scar that ruins the whole penis. I feel so sorry for men who were mutilated because of their parents’ stupidity. Funny how most of the world is not stupid enough to mutilate little boys except for backward countries like the US, Israel or muslim countries, all influenced by their idiotic, ridiculous religions.

  7. NOT IN THE DAMN LEAST!!!!!!!!
    CHECK OUT THE NUDE PICS OF THE BLACK MAN FORM AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!!—-THE ONE WHO IS ACTUALLY A ++WORKING+++ MODEL!
    AND NOW WHO IS MAKING SEX FIGURES……NOT TAKING SELFIES OF HIS LUNCH LIKE NILES!
    HIS DICK——-SOFT——-OVER 9 INCHES!!!
    THIS DICK BARELY EVEN THERE!!!!

    • Drop dead, please.

    • OH shannon….. GO GET YOUR MOM TO WARM YOU UP SOME PIZZA POCKETS OR SOMETHING. YOUR HANGRY PATHETIC SELF IS SHOWING AGAIN….

    • OH GOD A DICK THAT IS BARELY NINE INCHES HARD….. LAY OFF THE DOUBLE FISTING shannon, YOUR ASS MIGHT STOP WHISTLING!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

    • And if she’s talking about Don Benjamin of Americas Next top model he’s not no damn 9 inches and is in fact smaller than Brandon as well as Jamie from Big Brother. As well as Alex Boewen of love island. Smaller than Dustin Zito of real world as well.

    • Oh dear me, Shannon.
      Next time, before you fire off another poorly spelt rant, filled with appalling grammar and a woeful lack of thought, may I suggest you spend a few minutes checking your facts. Had you spent as half much time tapping his name into Google as you did hitting the exclamation mark, you would have seen that not only is Brandon Myers a working model, he’s also quite a successful one.

      He’d be the first to admit it he’s not the sharpest tool in the box, but if you’ll pardon the mixed metaphors, I think we can all agree he works well with the tools he’s been given. He’s also not shy to show off what he’s got.

      Unlike America, which is being dragged back to the stone age by an army of anally-retentive, puritanical Republicans (…and in Russia, I suppose they’d be Putin-tyrannical Russians), we have no hang ups about showing our bits or swearing on TV; which is why you see so much male nudity on Bromans. However, even though our society has grown to accept seeing a penis pop up onto their post-9.30pm TV screens; our broadcasters daren’t step over the line from ‘pop on’ to ‘pop UP’, so keep up the tradition of not showing an erection. This is becoming more difficult that it sounds, as Channel 4 found when they recently screened an hour-long programme about male genitals. It showed dozens of cocks. Literally dozens of them. But when it came to discussing erections…they had to rely on a cartoon. It was a case of men’s sexual health as shown by Bugs Bunny.
      So flaccid willies we have a-plenty, and as many excited clitoris’ as would satisfy twenty legion of lesbians; but the merest hint of a cock having so much a millilitre more blood that it takes for basic existence, then even the gayest cameramen has to train the camera to the nearest pair of tits. But what can we expect when we still have a Government who’s average age of Party membership is 72?

      What Brandon lacks in education, he more than makes up for in looks, and several inches of confident, enthusiastic self-publicity. If you hauled him into bed (and who wouldn’t), from what he’s said and shown online, it’s clear he’s a filthy-minded little fucker but, as is almost always the case with a swaggering gym bunny – be they gay, straight or bi – to get anywhere near stroking his meat, you’d have to stroke his ego first.

      I have an old friend who’s known Brandon since he was at school (and, before you ask, yes, I’m still waiting for him to lubricate an introduction). He says that behind that vain, confident exterior, lies a shy kid with a big dick who’s found a way to make the best of what he’s got.

      Personally, I wish him well. He’s a nice enough lad and isn’t nearly as far up his arse as I’d like to be.

      Lastly, Shannon;
      * Use a spellcheck. They are annoying, I know. But if it’s going to stop you looking like a fool, then it’s worth it.

      *Try to work out how and where to use a prefix and suffix.

      * You must never, irrespective of how tempting it may be, start a sentence with the word ‘and’.

      Other than that, it was a nice post.

      Hugs,
      Rudehamster
      xx

  8. I’d sit on the til I shit out the sides!

  9. It’s ok but wish it was cut…check out Rocco Steele

    • MarkyMark:
      You might as well have written,

      ‘I just wish his parents were members of one of the cults which encourage the brainwashing of their followers, and that demand an obsessive believe in an mythical, omnipotent, non-existent sky-fairy: and that those parents had subjected him to the painful, physically sadistic child abuse, that had left their son with life-long scarring and an 80% loss of the original sensitivity caused by the needless removal of thousands of nerves. Just so it fits in with my specific sexual preference.’

      Because it means exactly the same thing.

  10. Very nice. He’s a good looking guy!

  11. Barbara 'Hunnychile' Perez | October 11, 2017 at 3:29 pm | Reply

    I think i’m in love. Again.

  12. Not a bad dick ill admit. His body and ass ain’t half bad either.

  13. Yummy front and back.

  14. White boy dick doesn’t hold up

  15. It’s not a monster, but it’s not pathetic either. I’m actually not surprised — saw a pic of this dude in his underwear and it looked like he was pretty bulge-y. But if he wants to have a dick measuring competition with the other dudes on the show, who am I to object? Not that I’d want to spend a long time in bed having philosophical conversations with these guys…

  16. It’s nothing special. I’m sort of an expert on the subject. 😉

  17. It’s ok. I think the rest of his body is more attractive, but yeah, not a bad looking dick.

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