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!! OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial’s Dark Optimism !!

Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O’Connor’s original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based art/brand amalgamation ‘Shanzhai Biennial’ look to release the “aura of a brand” by eliminating the impetuous to sell sell sell. Sorry guys I think you failed because I totes want that ANTI_DANDRUFF DRESS !
Shanzhai Biennial describe their practice as “[a] multinational brand posing as an art-project posing as an multinational brand posing as a biennial” with the term ‘Shanzhai’ referring to the Chinese trend for counterfeit production of this that and the kitchen skank.
Well you know what they say; “fake it till you make it…at home out of sequins cut from counterfeit shampoopoo bottles”…they say that you know !
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!! OMG, handle with care: Duckie Brown F/W ’13 exclusive for Bullett !!

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I love a blue suit with black shoes, it’s so very British formal public service institution-esque Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-esque, Postman Pat-esque you know what. And as YSL proved more than 30 years ago, black and blue are very chic when paired together correctly.
So if this guy in the thick blue suit was my gallery intern, I’d be super hoping he’d keep his clompy formal bus conductor Opening Ceremony shoes and thicker-than-most royal blue Duckie Brown suit wandering around the room when the opening commences…and in that case I would be trolloping around the gallery with a book of those luminous orange circular stickers that indicate a sale, and I’d be trying to tag that bright blue multi-pocketed intern ass, just to snuggle with his suiting and get ceremonious with his openings!
Jump bellow to see the rest of the series, which was previewed as a DB web exclusive for Bullett.

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!! OMG, blancmange melange: Juno Calypso as Joyce !!

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“If Pedro Almodóvar hadn’t come up with it first I would have really enjoyed calling this project ‘women on the verge of a nervous breakdown’.”

Juno Calypso -apart from having the perfect speed-dating party-host name- plays the part of Joyce; a sort of disenfranchised has-been botch pug-faced pageant girl, who kind of doesn’t know “what-te-deeeee” with herself, and never uses consonants but loves all types of pink; her favourite colour is BLANCMANGE-PINK…for sure-sies.
With names like ‘Reconstituted Meat Slices’ [above], ‘Popcorn Venus’ and ’12 Reasons You’re Tired All The Time’ Calypso’s photographs are serving up some serious XANAX PEACH-MELBA right about now:

“I was thinking of naming the next one Kimberly-Clark, after those hygiene dispensers you get in public toilets.”

Follow the jump to witness the blancmange melange of the remainder of the series.

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!! OMG, underground, OVERGROUND wombling free: DZHUS’ F/W ’13/14 !!

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Entitled ‘Overground’, Ukrainian fashion house DZHUS’ A/W collection reads like INDUSTRIAL-GRADE ORIGAMI, complete with Brutalist Architectural cast concrete bracelets [by MEL Design].

“I chose textiles that show strong association with building materials and atmosphere…I used wrinkled and metallic fabrics, net, glimmering coppery silk, smoky chiffon and other peculiarly textured surfaces.” _DZHUS’ on the concept of ‘Overground’.

Follow the jump to see several more body buildings from the collection, I can only imagine they all are wearing itchy insulation-foam panties and bras undernether their overgowns!

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!! OMG, Mama Knows: Isabella Rossellini’s 3rd season of ‘Green Porno’ !!

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Lancôme model and ‘Blue Velvet’ actress Isabella Rossellini is no stranger to dressing as various manimals and letting us all know how tweaked-out Mother Nature can get:
In parts 1 and 2 of ‘Green Porno’ Isabella discussed the sex-pest of insects and then the sex life of the soggy wet people that live under the sea, so for her 3rd installment she gets all ‘Mama knows’ when she reveals the bonkers habits of animothers and their spawn babies.
You can view the episodes thus far over at SundanceChannel, which includes the most recent eating habits of hamster mamsters, who often get a wee bit peckish when popping dem babies out.
I myself have been known to stumble out the club at 3am and grab a portion of fries and a bag of deep fried hairless hamster baby popsicles, ain’t no big deal, as long as you don’t baby-barf them up again!

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