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!! OMG, Kellan show’s us the Lutz: Kellan Lutz’ back-bum !!

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Kellan loves getting *papped*; before entering the gym, after leaving the gym, in his swim shorts, like basically constantly…he’s not exactly shy or nothing like that, so we figured it was about time he showed us one of his bums.
In his new movie ‘Java Heat’, he get’s really knackered from all that working out so opts for a Thai massage to iron out those kinks…omg, so kinky: What I wouldn’t give to be that Thai massage lady, walking on his back and legs and ass…”oh sorry, I really don’t know how the whole of my right foot landed up your ass all of a sudden, that never happens” -then I start WIGGLING MY TOES unassumingly!
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!! OMG, ‘Fart-i-puss, Whore of the BAM!’: Christian Antidormi & Simon Merrells !!

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From Starz’ ‘Fart-i-puss, Whore of the BAM!’ ‘Spartacus, War of the Damned’, we are getting all kinds of historical cured meats and such, which teach us about histories and such the like and tell us all about things that happened, and who was naked when, and who showed their ass and then who’s dongle was out…historically speaking…obviously.
A long long time ago, somewhere-or-other, Tiberius Licinius Crassus [Christian Antidormi] showed us his NSFW CRASSUS…then his father Marcus Licinius Crassus [Simon Merrells] showed everyone who’s the daddy and plopped his historical meat-shoot out…just to show he’s still got it!

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!! OMG, Nake-boarding: ‘WIENERWÜRSTCHEN’ & ‘Winter’s Children’ !!

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Gay German Snowboarder Daniel Rajcsanyi lists his hobbies as playing World Of Warcraft and wanking…we must be a perfect match because they are my favourite hobbies too, although maybe I’ll watch X-Files whilst he’s gaming away and then we can get together on the wanking bit, once he’s built up a real good sweaty gaming-crotch.
After the jump you can watch him jump, and his NSFW ‘German Sausage’ is definitely jumping too…ohmygard when he lands, you can see his sausage is a REAL BOBBER.
Don’t get me started on the soundtrack…Vengaboys’ ‘Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!’?“I want you in my room”?!…well he has to find someone and somewhere to dab witch-hazel on his scuffed sausage and boarder botty.
and following the nake-boarding theme I popped Jim Mangan’s ‘Winter’s Children’ in there too:

“It’s not necessarily comfortable, but that chill in your bones makes you feel alive”

BONES 🙂

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!! OMG, Hard-LUMP Shake: Rugger Buggers “con los terroristas” !!

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Last week we saw the Real Harlem Shakers…and I was all like “not for sale” “spaghetti-legs prancer” “blah blah blah something blah” or whatever. Well forget all about that…who cares about originality when you have peen on screen?!
Forget about “spaghetti legs,” I’m seeing spaghetti crotch here, forget about “LED viking-horn”, I see some other kind of floppy horn in this NSFW video, which was soon deleted of youtube….erm hello….YOU?! TUBE ?! this video is jam packed with you-tubes…..jump down low to “con los rugby lads”

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!! OMG, BOOOOOOOONG!: Snoop Lion’s cub chub !!

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Snoop Lion’s pack are growing up and wandering off on their own. Cordé Broadus, Snoopie’s puppy-pant has taken to PHOTOGRIZZLING HIS TWIZZLETWIG…and by the looks of it, Snoop Lion’s not the only one who is packing a bong!
Click below to see his NSFW long bong, it’s quite the -erm- “sexual eruption”!

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