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!! OMG, Be Still My Heart: Arnie Schwarzenegger’s son steps out !!

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Okay, okay, don’t kill me! I know he’s only 17 years old– so maybe this makes me a pervert– but this picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Patrick, seen here exiting a yoga studio, is the only thing that’s brightened this rainy, chilly NYC day for me. One more picture (in semi-profile!) after the jump.
(One question, though: if your mom is a Kennedy and your dad is the Republican Governator of California, does that make you a Republican or a Democrat?)
[Via the Daily Mail]

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!! OMG, How Fecund: Rachel Zoe has a case of the pregs !!

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Happy day! Top stylist and reality television star is about to welcome her newest little accessory! While many in the fashion industry have speculated for years that Ms. Zoe has a cactus in place of a uterus, the 75-pound, “39-year-old” star has pulled off a small medical miracle by managing to get herself all knocked up. Those who watched the latest season of The Rachel Zoe Project know that this a longtime dream for Zoe’s husband, Roger Berman. Congratulations Rachel! Just try not to puncture the baby’s lung with your elbow when it finally pops out!
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!! OMG, Dress Him Up In Your Love: The Taylor Lautner Online Paper Doll !!

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What better way to start your Thursday than by taking undie-clad teen werewolf Taylor Lautner and helping him get dressed in some hideously ugly clothes, all from the privacy of your own laptop? Of course it might be better if it was the real Taylor– but then he might talk, and I’m guessing that would be a drag.
(The one thing that seriously annoyed me about this game is that there’s no way to take his socks off, including when he’s wearing shorts! Gross!)
Thanks to Alex S for the tip!
[Taylor Lautner Dressup]

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!! OMG, It’s Bulgy: Jon Hamm’s Package !!

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Hey, have you been wondering whether Jon Hamm (also known as Mad Men’s dashing but troubled Don Draper) has a big D? Personally, I know that I was having a conversation about it just yesterday. (Pathetic, but true. Look, this is my life.)
Anyway, this photo, sent in by reader Antonio, lends evidence to my speculation that Mr. Hamm’s D is probably huge and perfect. Anyone with further photo evidence can please submit it to [email protected]!
(And if you want to follow tipster Antonio on Twitter, it’s @ohbitchpleez.)

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!! OMG gossip: Lenny Kravitz steps out in heels !!


Lenny Kravitz is working a full trannie look in heeled hooker boots for men and head-to-toe goth/ninja attire [tabloid prodigy]
Lindsay Lohan failed her drug test. Back to jail! [popeater]
Disgraced gay pastor Ted Haggard rushes to the defense of disgraced probably-gay pastor Eddie Long [towleroad]
OMG new Harry Potter trailer!! [evil beet]
The Libertarians are actively courting the gay vote for the first time in history. [queerty]
Shakira gives her usual dynamic best on David Letterman performing her new single “Loca” [socialite life]
OMG new Bill and Ted sequel??? [pitnb]
A vice-principal in Pennsylvania has been arrested for sexting a 13-year-old student [starcasm]
Adam Levine comes to the defense of Jake Gyllenhaal over gay rumors, reinforces gay rumors [l.a. rag mag]
OMG leopard hanging out of an Audi on the highway in Russia! [uncoached]
After Elton reviews James Franco in The Howl [after elton]
Cameron Crowe and Nancy Wilson are divorcing [celeb smack]
Second (female) hooker comes forward in David Beckham cheating scandal [hollywood rag]
Model Michael Kenne Miller pushes the limits of how low you can wear your pants, all the while wielding a hose [oh la la]
Is John Travolta a (gay) sex addict? [dlisted]
Britney Spears is now wearing a bra [cityrag]
OMG pizza as conceptual art! [slice]

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