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!! OMG, She Has a Blog: Lourdes Ciccone !!

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Hollluuurrr thurrrrr!!!!!!!! Guess what!!!!!! Madonna “Lola” Jr. — now 13– has a blog to promote her new fashion line with Mom Madge, and while I’m sure she’s going to catch a lot of shade for sounding like somewhat of a fool (no one’s going to mistake her for wise-beyond-her-years Tavi Gevinson any time soon), I am head-over-heels in love with the unexpurgated tween realness of it all! In the blog, the littlest Material Girl weighs in on topic such as gladiator sandals (nay!), the ’80s (yay, obvs!), and “rompers” which I guess are a thing now but which I had to Google yesterday because I had no idea what they were. (I was picturing something along the lines of footie pajamas but it turns out they’re slightly different.)
While it’s great for Little Lola to discuss fashion and everything, I anxiously await future blogs in which she discusses politics, music, art and everything else. Because despite her somewhat breathless style and liberal use of exclamation points, this girl is a genius! (Oh, and her mother is Madonna!)

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!! OMG gossip: Xtina has the best fans ever !!

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A Christina Aguilera superfan spent $3000 at the record store to buy all of the “Bionic” CDs with the goal of simultaneously boosting record sales and spelling out a special message to Perez Hilton. Click to see. [allie]
OMG Jerseylicious makeovers! [popeater]
It’s True: Twilight werewolves have no penises [socialite life]
Boy Butter CEO Eyal Feldman will swim across the Sea of Galilee next month to benefit two organizations for the elderly [jesus walked]
OMG it’s Jonah Hill‘s butt! [l.a. rag mag, link nsfw]
A wax statue of Bristol Palin guest stars on Secret Life of the American Teenager [dlisted]
Deranged Senate nominee Sharon Angle runs away from news reporter to avoid explaining her positions [joe]
Scarlett Johansson paid her DUES, dammit! [evil beet]
OMG Robert Pattinson and the elephant! [pitnb]
OMG hot soccer studs covered in mud! [popbytes]
Gary and Tony Have a Baby tonight on CNN [towleroad]
Rihanna is the nipple-slip queen! [cityrag]
A new Dutch study shows that swingers are twice as likely to be infected with an STI than hookers [gawker]
Soccer + Suits = Fashion? [oh la la]

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!! OMG gossip: Penn Badgley goes natural !!

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Penn Badgley is letting his chest hair grow, sort of [l.a. rag mag]
President Obama pays lip service to gays in “Pride reception.” I’m so glad he asked God to bless us. [towleroad]
Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga [popeater]
OMG Juergen Teller shoots Helen Mirren nude in a bathtub! [dlisted, link nsfw]
Daniel Radcliffe thought Justin Bieber was a woman [socialite life]
Gay idiot Ramin Setoodeh lands a job at a magazine for gay idiots [kenneth]
Once Jedward strip to their undies, what more is left to them? [tabloid prodigy]
After Elton gets up close with True Blood‘s vampire king of Mississippi Dennis O’Hare [after elton]
Taylor Momsen has been trying to put her band together since before puberty [evil beet]
Amanda Bynes has officially quit acting. Find out why here [anything hollywood]
Tori Spelling is determined to have every aspect of her life paid for by someone else [lainey]
OMG the first sperm and egg donation company with a sexiness factor! [uncoached]
Glee‘s Chris Colfer has mad ninja skills [popbytes]
Check out Coco‘s closet of hooker shoes! [cityrag]
OMG guy models in and out of clothes, in B&W! [oh la la]
Cheerleading move goes very wrong, face hits pavement [2leep]

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!! OMG, He’ll Play Gay (Again and Again): James Franco !!

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James Franco: if he’s not actually gay, he may be America’s hottest fag hag! Whether he’s playing Harvey Milk’s naked boyfriend in Milk, hanging like two nuts in a sac with drag performance artist Kalup Linzy or making erotic video art about Kirk and Spock doing a modified Vulcan mind-meld with their dick and butt, Dimples Franco doesn’t care who thinks he’s a big homo. He’s not but who cares!
He tells The Independent:

The worst downside, and I don’t consider this a downside, the worst thing that anybody could say is that I was gay and if somebody said that I guess they would be wrong, but I also wouldn’t care and as far as being typecast, that’s not the case, nonetheless I would be happy to play 100 gay roles as long as they were always good parts.

James, I have a gay role for you! Okay, so you come over to my apartment– the door’ll be unlocked– and I’ll be…
Oh, just see my ad on Craig’s List!
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, Happy Father’s Day from OMG Blog (and Madonna) !!


Forget to get your father a present for Father’s Day? Just do what I do every year! Buy yourself a wig, fling yourself over some coffee table or something, and perform an elaborate, everything-but-the-kitchen-sink reenactment of Madonna’s classic OH FATHER performance from Truth or Dare.
In my family it always ends with dear old daddy-o storming out of the house three sheets to the wind, but maybe things will go better with you!

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