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!! OMG gossip: Mark Wahlberg lets himself go !!

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Marky Mark Wahlberg is sporting a big gut on the set of his new movie. [socialite life]
PETA is after Mike Tyson [popeater]
Anderson Cooper spreads his legs for the cover of Outside [l.a. rag mag]
OMG Queen Latifah in a bikini! [drunken stepfather, link nsfw]
David Beckham will play soccer again following serious injury [oh la la]
OMG Robert Pattinson shower scene! [agent bedhead]
Katherine Heigl says goodbye to Grey’s Anatomy [betty]
OMG ABBA is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! [kenneth]
Can Paula Abdul resurrect Star Search from the TV graveyard? [dlisted]
Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes are splitting up [gabby]
It is a mystery how Jessica Simpson stuffed her boobs into this red dress [hollywood rag]
Madonna collaborates with Dolce & Gabbana for MDG sunglasses [amy grindhouse]
John Edwards mistress Rielle Hunter looks plain in GQ [yeeeah]
Heidi Montag will appear briefly in new Adam Sandler film [celebitchy]
OMG Rob Kardashian is actually cute! [potp]
When did First Lady of France Carla Bruni get so scary looking? [tabloid prodigy]
OMG Lady GaGa tour dates! [celeb vip]
Barney Frank vs. President Obama? Maybe not. [towleroad]
Corey Feldman has been found alive [celeb jihad]
OMG if Lost were Baywatch! [2leep]

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!! OMG, She’s coming to New York: The Millionaire Matchmaker !!


Millionaires guard your precious $$! Duane Reade guard your nylon clip-on hair extensions! Mothers guard your whore-babies!
I could go on, but I’m too busy trying find my headshot– because Patti Stanger is leaving La La Land and heading here to New York City to shoot season four of her hit shit-show, The Millionaire Matchmaker.
Known for her bargain-basement “casting calls” and special-means-retarded aphorisms, Patti Stanger’s business plan revolves around supplying rich idiots with gold-digging hookers. While that’s certainly a model that will work well in NYC (someone please sign me up!) it remains to be seen whether Patti wither up and die once she leaves the toxic, Juicy Couture-scented bubble that surround Los Angeles and gives her sustenance.
Well, who am I kidding? I might make fun of Patti and her “clients,” but we all know I’m already flat-ironing and highlighting my hair and practicing my stripaerobics in preparation for her arrival. The search for my rich husband is on! Patti, can you help?
[Inside TV]

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!! OMG, He’s Slightly Naked: Mad Men’s Rich Sommer !!

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Don’t get all excited– it’s not Don Draper and you can’t see any peen– but a naked Mad Men star is always a treat. And sexy cuddle-bear Harry Crane (played by Rich Sommer) has his partisans, right? You saw him in his briefs on the show, now see him in considerably less after the jump, from an appearance he made on Friday at some Twitter reading thing in LA. (Basically safe for work.)

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!! OMG, Amy Sedaris is after Martha Stewart’s job !!

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I hate posting video that I can’t embed, but Amy Sedaris on Martha Stewart today is too great to miss. Amy tells Martha about her upcoming book of “crafts for poor people,” how to make a “hobo fire,” and how to make a panty holder out of a toilet paper roll. I’m sure that last one will come in handy for the many OMG Blog readers whose panties are always getting all bunched up.
Click over to the stingy video-hoarders at Jezebel to watch…

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