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!! OMG, He’s Persian: Jake Gyllenhaal !!


Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in HD

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So are you super-excited for the Prince of Persia Movie? I’m sure it will be great– after all, movies based on video games always turn out awesome, right?
My favorite thing about this one is that the Prince of Persia himself is going to be played by total whitey Jake Gyllenhaal. I know he has brown hair guys, but that’s not the same as being Persian! No wonder everyone hates
America so much! Next thing you know, they’ll make a movie called The African Queen starring some old white lady from Connecticut. (Oh. Wait.)
Also notice that all the Persians in this movie speak English with a British accent. Because British Accent is the international language of foreign people!
Of course I will see Prince of Persia basically no matter what cause 1) I cannot resist Jake’s big puppy eyes and 2) I am a big geek. But you must admit that it looks very stupid! Okay, but maybe kind of cool too.
(Via Videogum)

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!! OMG gossip: Kelly Clarkson wins !!

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Favorite celebrity Halloween costume: Kelly Clarkson as Stewie Griffin from The Family Guy [bwe]
Maine readers please volunteer tomorrow to make sure same-sex marriage remains legal in the state [joe]
Eric Bana wants “one big nude day” [popeater]
OMG will be a papercut be the end of Bella in Twilight: New Moon? [betty]
Precious has arrived in Hollywood, and the Oscar buzz has already started [socialite life]
Blogger Eliot Glazer tattooed Bea Arthur on his arm [urlesque]
OMG fashion=death [jezebel]
Monsterpiece Theatre takes us to the mysterious town of Twin Beaks [bad day]
Man photographed naked standing on a building ledge after fleeing his lover’s angry husband [tabloid prodigy]
What did Elton John eat that made him so sick? [l.a. rag mag]
Unbelievable anti-transgender ads are airing in Kalamazoo, Michigan [towleroad]
OMG vampires in Los Angeles! [oh la la]
Mel Gibson is spreading his seed some more [dlisted]
Jessica Simpson calls Melrose Place “crap” [litely salted]
OMG delicious Thanksgiving burger [kenneth]
OMG the largest gathering of people in gorilla suits [uncoached]

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!! OMG, It’s R-Pattz by Bruce Weber !!

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Has Bruce Weber lost his mind? He shoots Robert Pattinson for Vanity Fair and lets him keep his shirt on? An army of 12-year-old girls everywhere are getting ready to storm 4 Times square with pitchforks and torches. I’m pretty pissed myself!
Well, shirtless or not, R-Pattz still looks pretty good. Check out the rest of the pictures here.

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!! OMG, He’s Important: Chaz Bono !!

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Every year, the OUT 100 comes out, and every year I’m furious that I’m not on it! DON’T THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM?
Well, this year the list of the top 100 most important gays in the world as according to Out Magazine is inexplicably high school-themed, and my humiliation continues. I’ve been passed over yet again– this time in favor of Cher’s son, Chaz Bono! You might remember Chaz from such groundbreaking programs as Celebrity Fit Club, in which he tried to lose weight while competing for cash prizes back when he was still known as Cher’s daughter Chastity. (This summer, as I’m sure you know, Chaz announced that he’d begun the process of FTM gender reassignment.)
Chaz has been dubbed by the Out editors as “Most Likely To Reinvent,” which sort of makes no sense cause hasn’t he already reinvented? It’s not much of a prediction! But no matter. Out Editor Aaron Hicklin says of the photo shoot:

Given that Chaz is transitioning, we felt shooting him in a boys
bathroom was a powerful representation of his real identity, albeit with a touch of
humor.

Chaz Bono, we salute you: for your identity as a transperson, your achievements as a contestant on Celebrity Fit Club, and, of course, your important work as Cher’s son.
Read more about her powerful and humorous photoshoot at Popnography.

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!! OMG gossip: Kelly Osbourne’s best birthday gift ever !!

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OMG Kelly Osbourne‘s tiny black Pomeranian birthday puppy! [allie]
A program in North Carolina is paying teenage girls not to get pregnant. Sign me up! [betty]
Those cute kids from Slumdog Millionare could lose their trust funds if they keep missing school [popeater]
Mario Lopez puts on make-up and womens underwear for an episode of Nip/Tuck [oh la la]
Abercrombie & Fitch takes on Milan [kenneth]
OMG blogging is the new fashion journalism! [white sky]
Michael Buble had better lay off the pot or his man tits might turn into woman tits [l.a. rag mag]
Do you believe Josh Duhamel cheated on Fergalicious with this skanky stripper? [yeeeah]
OMG Kate Gosselin wig for Halloween! [socialite life]
Jimmy Kimmel makes severe fun of Melissa Joan Hart [tabloid prodigy]
Bai Ling sleep with a wild, half-cheetah cat and it almost ate her nipple [dlisted]
Special for tomorrow:Happy Halloween Megamix! [popbytes]
Ever wonder how city trees get watered? [manhattan offender]
OMG celebrity pumpkin carvings! [celebitchy]

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