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!! OMG, how varied: Orgasm faces !!

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What do these people have in common? They have all just achieved orgasm through some method we cannot see. Beautifulagony.com has the videos (all shot from the neck up), and it gives us something to ponder: Is this porn? I will only say that if you watch it at work, turn your speakers down. (via Sticky, link NSFW)

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!! OMG, how pure: Our daughters !!

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“Because we cherish our daughters as regal princesses…”
Get your daughters ready! The 2007 Colorado Springs Father/Daughter Purity Ball is coming up and she needs to decide what to wear (besides her chastity belt). All you have to do for your little girl to be a part is to pay $85 and take this pledge:

I, (DAUGHTER’S NAME)’S FATHER, CHOOSE BEFORE GOD TO COVER MY DAUGHTER AS HER AUTHORITY AND PROTECTION IN THE AREA OF PURITY. I WILL BE PURE IN MY OWN LIFE AS A MAN, HUSBAND AND FATHER. I WILL BE A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND ACCOUNTABLITY AS I LEAD, GUIDE AND PRAY OVER MY DAUGHTER AND MY FAMILY AS THE HIGH PRIEST IN MY HOME. THIS COVERING WILL BE USED BY GOD TO INFLUENCE GENERATIONS TO COME.

Oh, and your little girl is also supposed to be a virgin, but I don’t think anyone’s checking.
(Thanks to Laura F. for the tip!)

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!! OMG, it’s wood: Jildo !!

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For all of you who believe it’s unsafe to stick anything made of wood into your butt/vagina, let the makers of the Jildo put your fears to rest. They are supposedly splinter-free, and there are three other important benefits to using a sex toy made of wood: history, spirituality, and uniqueness. It’s to hard argue with that. (via Broadsheet)

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