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!! OMG, cover girls… Put the FACE in your WORK: Interview’s ‘Model Issue’ !!

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For their September ‘Model Issue’ covers Interview Magazine have papped 7 of the fashion world’s original supermodels and interviewed [well durrrr] each covergirl in a exposaywhateverthef*ckyouwant, head-to-toe profile of each girl’s modelling history, highlights and views on the current industry terrain.
Click below to see the NSFW supermodel shots and then strut over to Interview where you can experience:
Christy Turlington talking about exploitation and inner-life,
Linda Evangelista discussing getting bed bugs in Paris and lip synching on George Michael videos,
Daria Werbowy‘s rubber nipples and sailing across the Atlantic,
Amber Valletta‘s bad wigs and Chug Dog,
Kate Moss describing living with [Madonna’s Truth or Dare Makeup Artist] ‘Mama Makeup’ in LA and her secret Instagram account,
Stephanie Seymour talking about screaming at monkey mamas and the influential Flashdance fashion and
Naomi Campbell describing -well- Naomi Campbell actually, and rumors that Naomi Campbell has the memory of an elephant [body of a dark brown gazelle] !

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!! OMG, does too much sex kill? Frankie Valenti on the perils of adult film stardom !!

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I’m always impressed when gay adult stars like Dale Cooper and Colby Keller go further than others in their field by promoting sex education and wider conversations around healthy sexuality. I also find that it makes them a fat wad sexier that they care about the health of those who watch them f*ck, and a damn good job they do at that too.
In light of a string of recent suicides, adult entertainer andWhere We Belong actor Frankie Valenti aka Johnny Hazzard attempts to answer this question asked by writer and friend Brett Edward Stout: “Johnny, how did you survive?”
Read Valenti’s article over at HuffPost in which he discusses the impacts, both positive and negative of following his chosen -often misinterpreted- line of work:

They don’t prepare you in some “Porn Star 101” course about what is going to happen to you personally when you are crowned a “porn star.” Things change that are permanent and not always for the best… You’ll probably roll your eyes at this, but it’s true. The impact of my work has made it so that I can’t get a decent date to save my life, either. Are you finished rolling now?

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!! OMG, inexcusable table manners: Lapalux’ ‘Without You’ !!

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I popped this video after the jump, not because there’s a shower scene with a lady with her lumps out deep-throat-fisting a gentleman in a gimp suit, and not because a LEOPARD-PRINT-TRANNY beats the crap out of gimpy-pants with her handbag in an alleyway…but simply because Mr Gimp licks his plate clean at the dinner table!
This is unforgivably appalling bad manners at any dinner table, not least at your meet-the-parents dinner table. That is definite NSFW table manners

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!! OMG, a spot of spotted dick for dessert?: United Indecent Pleasures !!

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See, I looked at these big brown penises [NSFW, jump below] and figured I’d love to suckle on that muscle…available in 6 different flavour-fillers:
Fresh mint fondant
Valencia orange fondant
Williams Pear liqueur fondant
Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant
Cointreau liqueur fondant
Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Sounds yummy [if not a little SWANKY-WANKY], well then I read the description of the choc-cocks [which you can jump to below] on ‘United Indecent Pleasures’‘ website , and I gagged on my hypothetical MOZART COCKLATE LIQUOCK FUNDANT!
Click below to see the hefty desserts [one is expelling its -erm- liqueur] and the companies’ description…oh gosh it’s nasty:

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!! OMG,Designer for your Rear-Vagina: Smile Makers by Ramblin’ Brands !!

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These Vibrators designed by Ramblin’ Brands are based on stereotypical female [gay male] fantasy characters; the first four in the range are:
the fireman
the frenchman
the tennis coach
the millionaire
…and there’s more to come…“gotta catch ’em aaaall, pok√©m[on your gine]’.
I guess these guys are straight and aimed at front-bums but you never know if one of them gets drunk you might convince them to play with your back-bum.
Jab your old, crusty non-character vibrator below to meet these fellas. I can only imagine the next set of characters to come out…the ex-boyfriend, the meth-head, that guy who creeps you out at work, some fella who once popped his thumb in at that club. So many character/shape possibilities.

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