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!! OMG, Bassist Hound: GUITARD DOGS !!

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With titles like ““Whippet, Whippet good” featuring Devo [above] and “Muttford and Sons ” [featuring Mumford & Sons’ guitarist Ted Dwane], BASSDOGS is our new favorite [for 12 seconds] Tumblr.
If you didn’t already think that the Chihuahuaist guitarhuaist’s gurn made them look bizarre enough, click below to see how popping a pooch in place of their beloved key-tar gives them that look of diarrhea-fear which -believe me- I see on a weekly bassist, girl I just look in my iphone mirror after getting fingered and plucked all morn’ !

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!! OMG, taking out the trailer trash: scubear dumpster diving !!


We are no strangers here at omgblog to the rumors that ‘the little skank that shouldn’t’ that bitch-botch mega whore Barbie has been totes down on her luck recently…first it was reported that she’s been living in a two-tone garbage receptacle, then she became so starved of attention and out of her mind that she started just plain prancing around naked, to the point where all her designer -no longer- friends decided to whip some outfits up for her so she wasn’t going STARK-IN-THE-PARK .
Well she’s also been hanging around with the wrong crowd; reportedly Meow Mix-snatching raccoons, hiphop has-been Roland the Rat, and apparently she owes a lot of money to a dealer by the name of ‘Papa Bear’, who sent around one of his heavies to rough her up last night:
Caught on camera, this Hairy Mary was seen harassing and cajoling Little B at her front door [a dumpster lid], threatening that he wanted to “chew her plastic ass up” and wear her new shrunken designer Selfridges outfits as paw-mittens !
If that wasn’t effed up enough, he then decided to haul that dreamsicle trailer right on out of there with Barbiepoops all inside and screaming her ass off ! There’s a rumor that Barbie’s trash trailer was renamed The Barbie Barge Boat after being seen floating along the river this morning, with Barbie herself manning ship, screeching “ahoy me-harties” and sloshing back a mickey of cheap spiced rum high out of her Barbie brains !
Looks like Jean-Paul Gaultier is going to have to step in now to design her some naughty nautical looks, and try getting that plastic Lohansbeen in ship-shape before she goes all Goldie Hawn Overboard !
[via papermag]

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!! OMG, Mr Munchies: cat gives raccoon an earful !!

I wonder what this tastes li- OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!!!!
Erm, what, it wasn’t enough to steal their Meow Mix in great gobby handfuls, now you’re getting the munchies so bad you have to resort to catibalism ?! You do know that cats taste like cat, not Meow Mix right ?
That look of regret on his face when she reacts, I know this look from one time when I did a shot of Peach Melba Schnapps in the jacuzzi, lost my traction and ended up heel-punching some shy lesbian friend-of-a-friend in the face, I was all soft-pawing her apologetically in the hopes she wouldn’t cat scratch my face off and drown my drunken tomfoolery ass !
[via imgur, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, how pharaoh-cious: ‘Pure Breeds – The Saluki’ !!

In the third and final episode of Graydon Sheppard‘s Pure Breeds we are introduced to the Saluki; the Galadriel of the dog world, a Noldorin princess who’s been around forever and ever, complete with mind reading/talking abilities and Cate Blanchett-esque poise and shimmer !
When the first shot came on for episode three I knew I wanted a Saluki; frolicking across the screen like a floppy angel delight, changing color all the while, I thought “this is it, a mood ring dog, I need one.”
Before you googlie-goggle where is the nearest place you can get one of these canine-angel-ladies head over to NOWNESS, where Graydon discusses this week’s ribbon rosette-wearing baby-hating dog’s judgy side, Tutankhamun roleplaying pharaohsity and water retching canine calamities.

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