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!! OMG, a Q&A with Cakes Da Killa !!

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Cakes Da Killa describes himself as a “walking contradiction.” There’s a video online of his “hypothetical rap mother” Remy Ma spitting a 6 minute a cappella from a jail cell. She coughs out the term “nice nasty” (not to be confused with Michel’le’s RnB groove “Nicety“) which pretty much encapsulates what Cakes is all about: He’s a RAP PI√ĎATA who busts open on stage to reveal a torrent of bitchy verbal arrangements concerning your boyfriend, those that need pay to be gay, and them homophobic hypocrites.

In advance of his Toronto Pride performance this Friday at Fit Primpin at the Great Hall we interrupted Cakes’s busy baking schedule to chatter about poonany power, spirit animals and his favorite bad boy Draco Malfoy.

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!! OMG, she’s “a pro-fes-sio-nal!”: Kaycee Rice’s ‘Werk’ !!


OK, wait, hang on; preteen sparkle crotch thrusts? mine!
The scuttle run? That’s my move, I do that when I’m ready to leave the club, then I toe-to-head hand roll and crump some more!
I have to say I would never do the “wait, like, I don’t get it” part because I DO get it, I invented it so I get it, I also get what plagiarism is too, so pipe down Babycakes!
Eurgh, she’s so young I can still see the UTERAL ALBUMEN flying off her pony tail whip!
I am so used to doing this dance that every time I hear the word “professional” in the office I break into a hair whip and do that drop at the end, except not quite like this girl, it’s more like I get dizzy and fall into the photocopier, but you’re are allowed to be sloppy and wrinkly when you invented things, and not if your just a PRE-TEEN COPY CAT BOBBLE-HEADED BRATZ SKANK!
[Thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, BEST IN SHOW-NO!: hairy plumage themed dog groomage !!

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How in houndstooth hell you even begin to start judging who is best in show in this competition is beyond me, my indecision on these canine contestants went a little like this:
Ok, best in show goes to underwater choral reef creatures dog, no no; Yoda dog with Ewok ass, no no no; competing circus animals fighting under the bigtop dog, no; splodgey Disney characters dog face on dog face plus secret waving UDDERED Mini Mouse round the back dog…such indecision…that was…until I saw this special fella right here:
Sesame Street Big Bird head and forelegs with Elmo back legs, Rubber Duckie tail and sad other decapitated dog-head stuffed in trash can to represent Oscar from Sesame Street!
Erm, hello, clear winner! But go ahead and look at the losers after the jump anyway because nice try but Big Bird always wins…word of the day would be “funfortunate”, no “groomazing”, no no “HAIRlarious!”

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!! OMG, social media explosion: Instagram and Vine !!

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!! omg blog !! is now publishing exclusive and extra cute content on two new social media channels: Instagram (@omgblog) and Vine (@omgblog).
Our brand ambassador Anderson Pooper will make frequent appearances (you remember his famous face, right?) and even has his own hashtag #andersonpooper so you can follow his travails across the social mediasphere.
We’ll also document other special creatures and happenings that won’t appear on the site. Hopefully you’ll enjoy these new streams as much as we do making them. Please follow us @omgblog today!

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