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!! OMG, Brits abroad: Disclosure’s ‘You & Me’ !!


Like ‘We Found Love’, but better, without the glorified drug-usage culminating in rainbow vomiting and such the silly like, here is the new video for Brit brother duo Disclosure’s single ‘You & Me’.
Featuring tubby-muscle free-runner Timothy Shieff, who’s girlfriend tries to beat the living daylights out of him with a DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO to the face, to which he tries gobbling up her candy flossy fro, I can’t stop watching his floppy cotton flip flops and money-making suddy-scene.
It’s nice to see some British garage-esque blips making ripples over on this side of the pond!
[via GvB]

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!! OMG, Mr Meowgi, master of milk: Fluffy Charm Cattery’s cutest !!


It would seem Karate Kid sensei and master of mini trees Mr Miyagi’s been reincarnated into a cat called Mr Meowgi?!
Lesson number one for Meowgi: “whisker on right paw, whisker off left paw, whisker on, whisker off, breath in through nose, out through mouth”
Don’t be fooled by his old man milk lap routine, this fluff-pouch will CATrate chop the crap out of your face if you giggle at his tiny bonsai lapper-pad tongue!
[thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, what the wrinklies thinklies: What Old People Think About Gay Sex !!


As Ronnie from Real Housewives of Vancouver would say I’m “a little bitch, arentcha?!” because for the first few seconds of this video I was like, “oh great, blooming old wrinkly sacks of grey sludge, saying things like “oh it’s none of my business” and that kind of crap”, and then of course they all end up being raging original homos; it just took my gaydar a while to kick in, I had it in ‘twink mode’, not ‘old mode’, and I totally judged the crap out of them, what a little bitch I am AREN’CHI ?!
These golden girls and gays are totally horned up and ready to pump, just mention the word sex and they are ON HEAT, the kind of heat you get from a SYNTHETIC QUILTED ELECTRIC BLANKET, and those things can burn houses down if left unchecked!

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!! OMG, birth day cards: Birth Certificates reBORN by IWANT !!

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Icon Magazine’s ‘Rethink’ asks designers to re-imagine existing designs, established processes and engrained habits of everyday objects and systems.
IWANT Design rethought the birth certificate to serve as a more bespoke representation of birth.
The traditional information still remains on the document -some now represented by symbols- as well as astrological, astronomical and etymological details of the newborn and prints of their tiny albumen-sopping handies and feeties!
You can see the four seasonally colour-coded versions of re-imagined birth certificates after the jump. I’m off to breed myself so I can have one too!

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!! OMG, hand wash only: My Knitted Boyfriend !!

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What a hunk! ‘My Knitted Boyfriend’ is a woolen wet dream, created by Dutch designer Noortje De Keijzer:

He likes to sit on your floor, on your couch or at you dinner table. But most of all he likes to lay down next to you in bed. With your head on his chest and his arms wrapped around you. This way you will never feel alone ever again. With this man you can be sure, he will never leave you.

Got that girls, “never leave you”, so you can scream at him and be a total blooming bitch to him and he’ll still stay, just like a real life straight dude, and just like a real dude he can buy accessories and he has nipples and even a wooly 5 o’clock shadow, but unlike a real dude, you can bung him in the wash when he starts to get musty, and he wont try and cover up that HAMSTER PUBEY SMELL with Sea-Breeze Axe spray…pee-ew!
Basically he could only be more perfect if he had a massive knitted schlong that you could pop a woven condom on and ride ALL KNIT LONG!
You can read his story HERE, and see more pics and a video of ‘My Knitted Boyfriend’ [I’m calling him Fhread now], after the jump.

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