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!! OMG, first off…: ‘Sofia The First’ will make you ‘funny’ !!

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You may thing that Sofia is a little barch, you may think she’s a total fag hag or like me you might just be totes jealous of her HOT CHIC KNEE-LENGTH VIOLET NUMBERS of which she has many [which then convinces me she is a little baarch and a total fag hag].
I think I’d much rather buy my son a ‘Sabrina the Teenage Bitch’ dvd because at least then he’d have fierce powers and a cute talking cat to aspire to, but I was touched by the middle finger flipping of the old [probably ex-Disney Princess] granny who bought Sam a ‘Sofia The First’ dvd last Friday in Walfart Walmart.
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[via HuffPost]

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!! OMG, soak – it – up: ‘God Loves Capybaras’ !!


Entitled ‘長崎バイオパーク カピバラたらいの湯’ or ‘Capybara in woody washtub’, these cute mini BUNNY-HIPPOS are just chillin’ in the tub, some scented candles, a good book, Mariah’s ‘The Ballads’ on repeat; they have to do anything they can to chillax after that stressful ‘God Loves Capybaras’ photo shoot with Shirley Phelps, “oh hon, was that ever stressful?!”:
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[via papermag]

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!! OMG, head-rub: Rubber Barber erasers !!

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I was definitely one of those hot mess kids who’s pencil penis always went over the lines; more enthusiasm than accuracy, I believe it’s called abstract in the art world.
Well these erasers by MegaWing mean you can fix your pix and fix your weave at the same time. You can go from a high-top to a mullet, to a pixie-crop, and when there’s no more head to be had, move on to the next RED HEAD…although the description “rubber head” kind of makes my mouth go dry, and everything starts getting a little ‘My Strange Addiction’.

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!! OMG, all sorts of ponies: Haerts’ ‘Wings’ !!


If the first few shots of a music video feature a big girl in a turtle-kneck knit doing TWIST BRAIDS, some sparkly plasti-gems and hairy neon rubber strobe balls and a couple of cutsie Jehovasses’ at the screen door, you can take this as an indication to watch on.
Directed by Emily Kai Bock [Grimes, Doldrums, Grizzy Bear directorial fame], the super 8 video diary day is cute and as you watch on there’s a definite pony theme creeping in:
First there’s the sea-pony in the aquarium, then Grampsie turns up at the house:

…”no Grandpa you can NOT come through that screen door, not ’till you cut that awful greying pony off”

…at which point it cuts to some grey ponies frolicking in a field!
Basically, ponies, ponies, ponies!
[via disconaïvete]

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!! OMG, CHEW have to laugh: ‘Chewie Here, Chewbacca There’ !!


Chewbacca is my kind of guy; big, hairy, really good at fixing things and cuddly by nature, so every time I hear that “cccrrrrroooooaaaauuuuuwwww” noise, I melt inside, and stiffen on the outside at the thought of hopping on the CHEW-CHEW TRAIN and riding that hairy ass all night long until we make Chewie babies.
This video is basically Chew-porn, Chew-gasms with pictures of fluffy animals and household apparatus on top, it’s hitting all my domestique sci-fantasy pleasure centres.
Chewie is that CHU…won’t you come in here and fix that Chewie tap and that cupboard door is Chewing too…wont Chew fix that for me…THANK CHEW!
[via laughingsquid]

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