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!! OMG, watch all your favourite shows, right meow: Sidereel’s been hijacked by cats !!

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OK, so I went onto Sidereel last night, obviously not to watch illegally streaming episodes of ‘Real Housewives of Vancouver’ or the finale of Naomi Campbell’s ‘The Face’ or anything like that.
It would appear that the site has been hijacked by paddy paws who have given the pages a bit of a MEOWKOVER…like seriously. I figured it was an April Fools thingy, but then today it remains. With titles on offer such as ‘How I Meow’t Your Mother’ and ‘Tabbycat Takes Over’ [or maybe this is a special episode where hairmazing bull-dyke Tabatha takes over a kitty grooming salon?!].
One VERY disgruntled user of the site Kelly Taylor wrote an angry complaint entitled ”I’m sad,confused, frustrated and down right ANGRY!”…OK dear, calm down, it’s not that bad, I think you may need to re-asses your white girl problems, this is the sort of quote one would expect to hear in relation to like genocide or homophobic hate crimes or some such important thing, not a few kitty-cutouts and occasional “meows” on your source for daily episodes of ‘Jersey Shore’…get a grip lady, or I’ll cat scratch you.
Sidereel’s reason for the cat burglary ? “because cats!”…oh, OK, fair enough I guess.

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!! OMG, come and – jump on it – riding – my brony: ‘Bronies’ trailer !!


I am not ashamed to say, the very first time I met my husband we totally bonded over ‘My Little Pony’, in fact I once was almost refused entry into the country based on the fact that I was shy to declare something to the border official, it being a ‘My Little Pony’ dvd signed by Tilda Swinton, I just figured they wouldn’t even let me in…given that there’s nothing that screams inappropriate immigrant than a love of PASTEL -SPARKLE STUMPY SQUEALING PRE-TEEN PONIES!
Well it’s nice to know I’m not the only one, my fellow ‘brony’ Brake sent me the trailer to the doc all about boys who love them ‘Guy Little Ponies’, and Bronycon, which this year will be in Baltimore…so if ‘Dungeons and Fag-ons’ speed-dating on Thursday nights hasn’t yet found you your perfect match, try Bronycon’s ‘Fag-Tag’, where -obviously- “Friendship Is Magic”; Baltimore Convention Centre, August 2nd-4th.

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!! OMG, Frankly my dear…: Frank Ocean for BOO !!

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Oh My God, he is so Franking cute, you could put him in any clothes and he’d still look all cute and gay and brown and mischievous.
Clothing brand Band Of Outsiders used the celeb Polaroid look-book thingy last year with Michelle Williams and Ed Ruscha, to great effect, so they’ve stuck with this format for 2013’s Spring/Summer looks too.
There is a great sense of fun and curiosity about these [and the previous] BOO Polaroids, although I don’t at all appreciate Frank having a riffle through my school reports…that shits embarrassing, and so not true; I did not ask the head dinner-lady Mrs Cobblethwait if she could give me an EXTRA GUSH-MOUND FROM HER CRUSTY LADLE! As if!…that was Frank, I heard him say it.
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!! OMG, Shit Roman & Jason say…to each other…about various stuff and things: Roman & Jason, Videogram About Love !!


If you don’t know Filmmaker and Photographer Graydon Sheppard’s work, well then “where have you been bitch…grandma’s been raped? so says Mr G, but it’s OK, it’s not that urgent, but nearly!
You may have been an avid reader of his posts on this very blog in the olden days of omgblog, you may be familiar with his photies, or remember that little re-made-to-filth video series starring Juliette Lewis; a certain ‘Shit Girls Say’?!…also created by and staring the demure and chic Miss Sheppard.
Graydon’s new video, inspired by Twitter’s video app Vine, takes on the form of a back-and-forth question-answer session between Hollywood cousins Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman, with such questions as “What’s the least romantic Valentine you could get”, to which Roman’s answer is a wiener wearing a blue bow.
I personally believe a FLACCID MEAT-STICK with a SKY-BLUE BOW around it’s neck is quite sweet and thoughtful, and a little sexy.
Here’s hoping that Graydon follows through and directs Roman’s new music video for his hypothetical love song entitled ‘There is a place, it is my paradise’, starring a line of dancing blue silk-clad hot-dogs?!
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!! OMG, did you say Golden Shower?: Prince Innocence’s ‘Golden Hour’ !!

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Boyfriend/squirlfriend duo Josh McIntyre and Talvi Faustmann, known collectively as ‘Prince Innocence’, set aside an hour, once a week, when they watch reruns of The Golden Girls and make GOLD MOH-PEE-TOS or WARM PEEPEE-COCO if it’s nearly bed-time!
It’s so relaxing and a focal part of their success as a work/play modern-day couple.

Edgar Gonzales on Soundcloud, part-way through the introductory faux-trumpet intro, describes the song as sounding “like tron had gay sex…it’s great”…sounds about right. Well put Edgar, and so say all of us; it does, and it is great!
‘Lapse – EP’ drops on April 28th.
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