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!! OMG, CHILLPANZIE: IKEA monkey man !!

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What a naughter chimper! This wee monkey was found bumbling around Toronto’s North York IKEA yesterday wearing a double-breasted shearling coat and a diaper. This is my new winter look.
The Globe&Mail called this look “stylish but illegal”; this is a must-have FASHPIRATION for all looks this winter. If you can look in the mirror and truly say “this looks stylish but illegal” you are ready to leave the house.
H#sht#g: CHILLPANZIE_F/W2012_COLLECTION_CONCEPT
[via Globe, thanks Bear!]

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!! OMG, Knight in Wooly Armour !!

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I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be a wooly mother divass, but just the helmet is not enough. I want the woolmail shirt, the knitted armour and a wooly sword, sheath and shield. Anyone got a spare wooly sword i can play with ?
The helmets -at least to begin with- available to buy here.
Well they better come up with the rest before the new season of Game of Thrones comes out.
[via laughingsquid]

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!! OMG, Snuggle Puddle: Kitty Cares. !!


This little orange flicky paddy-paws is totally having a pinball-game nightmare, but MAMA KNOWS,,,,,,mm-hmmmmm,,,,mama knooooows.
“mowwwwww” [undeveloped kitty meow sound]

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!! OMG, Cher, did you drink all that Booze? !!

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So I received this Chermazing postcard the other day, all the way from Utah. My friend Robert Alfons, whose band Trust is away on tour currently, and I can’t think what made him think of me; the pony [I hope], Cher [I’m hoping not], or the spilled bottle of brown alco-pops disguised as brandy [no way, that’s not it, nope, that’s absurd, i never drink that, I drink Ouzo only].
Click below to see Trust‘s beautiful kaleidoscopeful video by Petra Collins for his acoustic rendition of Sulk, filmed earlier this year.

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!! OMG, Haute CAture: Eticat Lessons with Derek Blasberg !!


Fashion writer Derek Blasberg gives some holiday tips to ensure you are more of a ‘Classy Cat’ this year. Not like last year when you drank ALL the mulled wine Miss “Messy Kitty” [you know who you are girl!]
How dare he say re-gifting is unforgivably rude. I re-gift my old Melanie C Singles constantly. Bloody killer gift! “Tacky Cat” ? Eurgh, as if.

“You want some Eggnog girl?”

[via Refinery29]

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