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!! OMG, that’s Rapunzelsive: Felicita’s ‘climb up e’ !!

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With squishy fistfuls of party pooper glooper, Londoner Felicita and vocalist Chlo bring you “climb up e”
As Chlo Car-bashian lists all her body-bits Felicita’s beat pops and whacks around like preschool percussion playtime.
With a video to follow in September, you might want to hold off climbing up Chlo’s PUBIC ROPE LADDER just until you see what’s up there..unless you like VISCOSEY AMBER SLURPRISES !

[via dummy]

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!! OMG, SO-PHISTICATED: WTF episode 3 ‘Dressing for Guys’ !!


I desperately need some advice from Casey because the other day I went out wearing VELOUR NIPPLE-CLAMPS and a rainbow fade muff-wig, with matching pants-on-head RAINBOW-FADE MUFF-WIG-FASHIONED-AS-HEAD-WIG [just so the carpet matched the curtains, duuuurrrrr] and I got little-to-no attention from any of the men I saw. I don’t get it.
Finally answering this season’s fashion trickle-down highstreet summer female faux pas the high-waisted cut-off jean-short, vehement fashion feminist Casey Jane Ellison shows us how to dress for guys [who look like baby birds]…pheewwwww.
Proving that simultaneous ‘loving’ and ‘liking’ is possible in a head-to-toe look, Casey shows us several guy-magnetic looks including a “brunch lunch crunch”-friendly look inspired by old Hollywood glam Youtube make-up tutorial genre, which just goes to show that even if you hate this look on you [or anybody else for that matter] you should just totes get down to the vintage shop and put it on, because if it pleases Mike Schrampowicz who’s “LOL cats will eat your soul hole” then girl you are gonna GET YOUR HOLE EATEN and thus succeed in your ‘I-hate-it-he-loves-it-ultimately-hopefully-you’ll-be-taking-it-off-anyway fully formed flirty f*ckable lookable look’.
…and if all else fails, just pop on an easy breazy FUZZY FLESHTONES PIXEL TUBE DRESS and pulled down wicker sunshade-shadey-shades hat combo, this look is sure at least to draw attention…what sort of attention is totes questionable but all press is good press and a flesh-dress is a good flesh-dress…right ?!

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!! OMG, cannibalistic ballistic picnic: Jaimie Warren for Pee-wee Herman !!

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What happens when you cross children’s TV shows Pee-wee’s Playhouse and Whoop Dee Doo?…It’s not A PEE PEE AND A DOO DOO but is in fact a star-studded bike ride -slash- picnic massacre palava scenario that’s what !
This is exactly what happened when Pee-wee set fellow kid’s show host Jaimie Warren the following task:

“Take a photo of yourself on a bicycle trip and show me the picnic you have when you get there.”

Any regular old person would just hop in their insta-pram and snap some pixnix of some -without the crusts- triangular cucumber sandwiches on a paper plate but Food’lebrities‘ and ‘Totally Looks Like creator Warren decided instead to dress [obv] as “Blob on a bike”, scare the poised crap out of the re-imagined members of Édouard Manet’s The Luncheon on the Grass and proceed to luncheon-binge on Dolly Parton, Pee-wee Herman, Grace Jones, Oprah Winfrey, Joan Rivers, and Little Richard, simultaneously all guests and menu items on the bike-crashed picnic-palooza.
Click below to see evidence of Warren’s cannibalistic ballistic picnic assignment featuring menu items;
Pee-wee Her-meatballs,
Gra-strawberry cake Jones,
Oprah Win-fruit and veggies,
Dolly P-ancakes,
Joan River-salmon platter, and
Little Ri-cheese plate

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!! OMG, taking out the trailer trash: scubear dumpster diving !!


We are no strangers here at omgblog to the rumors that ‘the little skank that shouldn’t’ that bitch-botch mega whore Barbie has been totes down on her luck recently…first it was reported that she’s been living in a two-tone garbage receptacle, then she became so starved of attention and out of her mind that she started just plain prancing around naked, to the point where all her designer -no longer- friends decided to whip some outfits up for her so she wasn’t going STARK-IN-THE-PARK .
Well she’s also been hanging around with the wrong crowd; reportedly Meow Mix-snatching raccoons, hiphop has-been Roland the Rat, and apparently she owes a lot of money to a dealer by the name of ‘Papa Bear’, who sent around one of his heavies to rough her up last night:
Caught on camera, this Hairy Mary was seen harassing and cajoling Little B at her front door [a dumpster lid], threatening that he wanted to “chew her plastic ass up” and wear her new shrunken designer Selfridges outfits as paw-mittens !
If that wasn’t effed up enough, he then decided to haul that dreamsicle trailer right on out of there with Barbiepoops all inside and screaming her ass off ! There’s a rumor that Barbie’s trash trailer was renamed The Barbie Barge Boat after being seen floating along the river this morning, with Barbie herself manning ship, screeching “ahoy me-harties” and sloshing back a mickey of cheap spiced rum high out of her Barbie brains !
Looks like Jean-Paul Gaultier is going to have to step in now to design her some naughty nautical looks, and try getting that plastic Lohansbeen in ship-shape before she goes all Goldie Hawn Overboard !
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!! OMG, accesorized insecticides: Dorry Hsu’s ‘The Aesthetic of Fears’ !!

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RCA attendee Dorry Hsu has created a jewelry collection based on her fear of multi-legged insects. The wearable pieces were 3D-printed in clear resin and latex which was then dip dyed.

“My collection is about the aesthetic and the attraction of fears. In many cultures people wear masks to scare evil away, so the masks are decorated with frightening images from the wearer’s own fears.”

If I were to create a jewelry collection based on my biggest fear it would be a series of Janice Dickinson masks, just as is…oooh hon, I am blooming terrified of that there face !
Click below to see the remainder of the buggy bracelets and multi-legged masks.

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