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!! OMG, Why you so obsessed with BEANS ?: Bankrupt By Beanies !!

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Apart from a free MacDonalds Orca Whale Teenie Baby that my husband found in a muddy puddle once, that I’ve since made into a seashore corsage, my Beanie Baby obsession ends right there…unless they made a rare Charmed sister trio collection from ribbed velveteen, in which case I would definitely be a little obsessed about those little ladies.
For Chris Robinson’s dad, he just cuddle help himself and he bought $100’000 worth of bean-filled ‘babies’, bankrupting the family and causing a world shortage of beans [not really].
You can watch the feature length doc Chris directed about his family’s beany-bankruptcy over at DAZED as well as a quick Q&A where Chris discusses recruiting other peoples children to buy Beanies for the family, Beanie Baby road-trippin’, and Beanie fueled bonfires.

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!! OMG, LARYNX SANDWICH: the new Valley Girl “fry” !!

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I just read this great piece in DAZED by NZ writer Brent Randall, about how Britney has an industry induced throat disorder which means her larynx is totes collapsing; in fact soon she’ll be asking them smurfs to climb inside and pull her concertinaing glottal folds apart…FLAPPER SMURF !
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Read Randall’s piece after the jump.

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!! OMG, halted in action: MIA’s docu-teaser !!


Released by director Steve Loveridge on Tumblr, here’s the teaser for “bad girl” MIA’s unfinished documentary:

“This is what happened to a kid who’s dad went off and became a terrorist”


Steve Loveridge quit the project a couple of days ago
, claiming he’d rather “die than work on it,” in the wake of the legal pitfalls that currently riddle it’s completion. In response MIA took to Squarker-twoot to get the hypothetical ball rolling for a Kickstarter campaign to fund and complete the project.
I wonder if they will be accepting right arms for funding as I will gladly donate mine if it means seeing Diplo‘s cheeky mug more and more!

“You wanna see my story ? I’ll show you my story !”

[via papermag]

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!! OMG, wipe that google pap smear: PERSIA’s “Google Google Apps Apps” !!


It’s like Divine David just replaced his dial-up modem with some sort of supranet connection and is going AWOL on what he thinks is GeoCities.
Produced by San Fran Trans Clan Black Glitter Collective and directed by the talentfilled fun-dumpster VAINHEIN, “Google Google Apps Apps” speaks all about all those Caucasian princess-types that are “gentrifying their love” anywhere that’s not gleaming white anywhere everywhere all the time on insta-vine.
I get it, I want to be BLASIAN for Christmess but there’s no app for that, the best I can do is breed in a multicultural snuggle puddle and marriage the afterbirth, then re-breed with that and have myself surgically sewn to that one, then maybe I can be Blasian like in a thousand christmases time…maybe.
“Wanna see, durrrrr ?”
[thanks Produzentin [who btw is “that girl you like”!]

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!! OMG, a Q&A with Cakes Da Killa !!

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Cakes Da Killa describes himself as a “walking contradiction.” There’s a video online of his “hypothetical rap mother” Remy Ma spitting a 6 minute a cappella from a jail cell. She coughs out the term “nice nasty” (not to be confused with Michel’le’s RnB groove “Nicety“) which pretty much encapsulates what Cakes is all about: He’s a RAP PI√ĎATA who busts open on stage to reveal a torrent of bitchy verbal arrangements concerning your boyfriend, those that need pay to be gay, and them homophobic hypocrites.

In advance of his Toronto Pride performance this Friday at Fit Primpin at the Great Hall we interrupted Cakes’s busy baking schedule to chatter about poonany power, spirit animals and his favorite bad boy Draco Malfoy.

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