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!! OMG, this gives me JELLY BELLY: Takashi Murakami’s ‘Jellyfish Eyes’ !!

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Animazing multi-medium artist Takashi Murakami’s directorial debut ‘Jellyfish Eyes’ [Mememe no kurage] tells the story of a young boy who is evacuated from where he lives to a small town and a school where all kids get given a remote control Furby/Tamagotchi-type pal [with monstrous ulterior motives].
One such ‘Poké-pal’ Luxor is like a fat humanoid Falcor, whilst Masashi’s own ‘Friend’ is Kurage-bo [Jellyfish Boy] who was made super cute for the film but originally was meant to be something altogether different, as Takashi told Flavorwire:

“He was almost naked, my original design…he has a big penis or something…and really, you know, smells stinky.”

Erm, ok hon…:s…It being, A BLOOMING CHILDREN’S MOVIE I think somebody smart decided this to be not too appropriate so the design was toned down to look more like an abundance of testicles [much better and far more appropriate of course]!
But fret not you Hentai whores, Murakami has already wrapped on the admittedly darker part 2 which even by his own standards needs custieing up a little. You can KONICHIWATCH the Japanese trailer after the jump.

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!! OMG, Xena Warrior Princesses: Ukraine’s Asgarda Girls !!

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In 1904 American psychologist G. Stanley Hall said “Adolescence is a new birth”.
Based on the book of the same name by punk author Jon Savage, Matt Wolf’s documentary ‘Teenagers’ premiered at Tribeca film festival last week. It explores the lesser-known teenage subcultures that have emerged since the beginning of the 20th century, the term ‘teenager’ itself only cropping up since the WW2.
Dazed asked Wolf to list his 5 favourite teen tribes, top of the list being Ukraine’s Asgarda Girls.
Described as “Riot grrrls of the Amazon variety” these 150 female students live together in the Carpathian Mountains where look to revive the tribal traditions of the Scythian Amazons of ancient Greek mythology. They train under former Soviet karate master Volodymyr Stepanovytch and practice life skills and sciences as empowered women free from the oppression of men.
Follow the jump to see photographs of the Asgarda Girls…I totes want to be one too, it’s like the Spice Girls, but with a sickles and nunchucks instead of a colour-coordinated sparkly microphones!

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!! OMG, SHOE gotta see these: the Uggliest of the Uggliest Uggs !!

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The name ‘UGG’ is simply the abridged version of the original name for the common UGG which was “UGGly as all hell, don’t you dare wear these; they are a joke and we are laughing so hard that you are still buying this crap and dumping around your fallen-arched flat-ass soggy feet in these soggy lumps of UGGly loaves of bread UGGly UGGliest UGG UGG”..I can see why they shortened it simply to UGG!
UGG is also the sound one makes when they start to vomit at the realisation that somebody somewhere nearby is wearing them for God’s sake…UGGgghhhh!
Buzzfeed has compiled a list of the UGGliest of the UGG…which I couldn’t agree more with, with one exception that they thoughtlessly overlUGGed…the one UGG that makes all other UGGs loose their minds? The ‘UGG-CROC’ of course, of which I have lauded above [Pink Power Ranger version] as a hop, step and dump into Buzzfeed’s ’20 Pairs Of Uggs That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity’ list.

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!! OMG, like a version: Adeyhawke’s ‘Looker’ & ‘Storm Runner’ !!

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Irish potato producer Adeyhawke is obsessed much [?] by 80s space glamazons and such the like. His visuals and noisicles are classic 80s heroine chic and he’s remade The Bangles’ ‘Walk like an Egyptian’, as well as remixed fellow 80s thrower backer Anoraak’s 2008 [via 1988] ‘Nightdrive With You’.


A few days ago he released ‘Looker’, which follows from his recent ‘Blade Runner’/’Storm Trooper’ name-smudgey ‘Storm Runner’. They make me want to don some sci-fi shoulder pads and PUSH A BITCH DOWN THE STAIRS!
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!! OMG, best before dates: Haruhiko Kawaguchi’s ‘Flesh Love’ !!

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Japanese photographer Haruhiko Kawaguchi invites couples that he meets in nightclubs back to his apartment where he puts them in plastic bags and vacuum packs them to ‘preserve their love’…eeeeeeeeeeeee !
For his project, ‘Flesh Love’, he’s photographed nearly 100 couples; with the men freaking out more often than the women do [I’m sorry why is everyone not just freaking out right now?]. Kawaguchi says that one guy even peepee’d in his vacuu-bag one time…girl if that was me, my photo would look like a NUTTY BROWN FOIE GRAS PÂTÉ PRESERVATION POUCH; I’d have shat my bag as soon as I heard the vacuum cleaner hOnk!
Follow the jump to see some of the charcuterie couples Haruhiko has sealed for freshness, some are NSFW, even if you work at Bulk Barn restocking the jerky tubs.

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