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!! OMG, hide your hitchhikers: Scarlett Johannson’s unearthly hunger rears its ugly head in Johnathan Glazer’s new film !!


Scarlett Johannson‘s always been great at eating men alive, but in director Johnathan Glazer‘s (Sexy Beast, Birth) new film Under The Skin, she’s really taking it to the Nth degree. The actress plays Laura, an alien who turns up hungry and sets out to make men her meal by seducing them.
Check out ScarJo in the fantastic new trailer above!
[via the guardian]

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!! Omg, he’s between a rock and a hard place: Giant boulder almost crushes car after landslide !!


Driver, Lai Hong-wei was puttering along a coastal highway in Keelung City one morning when he resisted the urge to stop and get McDonalds breakfast. This was where everything went wrong and the Lord began to punish.
A giant boulder from a landslide caused by heavy rain and flooding decided to pay Lai a visit. Luckily, he’s fine. His life was spared this time. Check out the video above!
[via dailyrecord]

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!! OMG, kids today!: Hilairious 12-year-old girl is a Vine prodigy !!

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This is going to make me sound ancient, but when I try to imagine growing up as a kid in today’s age of social networks or try to picture having had access to the many social devices people now use (but in my teen years) — it scares the shit out of me!
I think about all of the terrible Youtube videos I could have posted, bored in my room in the suburbs, and I thank the Lord-baby-JESUS that I was one of the last generations to grow up without that type of technology. I would not be running for president… let’s just put it that way. However, one diamond-in-the-rough in a sea of terrible, glittery, Beyonce lip-sync videos is 12 year old Lillian Powers.
This girl has a sense of humour I can relate to. She is giving me Thora Birch in Ghost World, reincarnated. When Lillian asks if you can “come out and play”, she’s bringing new meaning to the term. She’s not playing with Barbies, she’s tracking down rednecks at the Home Depot just to toy with them!
If you happen to be a fan of artist Ryan Trecartin, you’ll just love Lillian! Check out some of her strongest Vine moments after the jump.
[via gawker]

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!! OMG, TRANSCEN-DENTAL-WORK: Tommy Nease’s ‘Pure Gothic’ photo series !!

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Let’s face it, wearing black lip gloss, a pair of Doc Martins and a lace choker with a pentagram pendant does NOT make you a motherf*cking witch…it doesn’t make you a druid, hell girl it barely even makes you a goth…so beware of these cutsie little witchypoos because they are false and should be DROWNED IN THE WELL for crimes against subculture symbol stealing.
One artist who does -however- understand symbols from druidism, witchcraft and interstellar life-form theorems is North Carolina Photographer Tommy Nease. In his series Pure Gothic he explores his love of levitation, circles, and negative space as he uses the photograph as a meditative tool for understand his subconscious mind.

“If I were to give it a title I would say that I am a transcendentalist: I enjoy observing and documenting the reflection of the spiritual realm in nature.”

Click below to see several more from Nease’s series including some-fang, various levitation situations, and some of natures most glorious holes.

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!! OMG, Oh M Girls ?!: Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after thev had a shaet ? !!


This little gir-l, let’s call her Agent Orange [obv, because I mean she is literally glowing orange from the low quality web cam], well she is my neon-orange beacon when times get hard, the light at the end of my tunnel so to speak.
Now Agent Orange comes with a mini version, same face, same hair, same glow of joy and hope and life…the looks on her wee sister’s face whilst she’s introducing her version of something that sounds like -well whatever she says there- and when she says “O” her sister-act’s face basically personifies this “o” sound…open mouth, open nostrils, open heart…CUE OPEN DOOR; take it away mom !
Barging in like an unexpected ravaging storm midst the shining sunlight of the double-sun dawn-break old momsy thunders ashore to ask the age-old NSFW existential question which has plagued philosophers for eternal-eons;

“Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after thev had a shaet ?”

…and right there and then, with that final fork-lightning thunder crack of “DERSGASTARNG” both of their hopes and dreams of pop-stardom come crashing down like a pile of “shaet”…and mine for them also…COMPLETELY “SHAETED” DREAMS !
[Thanks Ken Park !]

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