Fashionistic Category Archive


Kiss: The Fragrance

No, it’s not named after the Prince song, nor the love act, nor the Hershey’s candy, but rather the BAND. This hot new fragrance will…



Modelling IS hard work!

A juicy tidbit has surfaced confirming something we suspected already: lascivious gay Bruce Weber likes to have sex with beefy Midwesterners. This could explain the…


I want to be famous!

Have you yet heard of fashion superstar Apollo Braun? His designs include things like t-shirts made out of aluminum foil held together with staples, decorated…