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!! OMG, guts for garters: ‘Dumb’ by Brooke Candy [NSFW] !!


I had to title this “OMG…’Dumb’ by Brooke Candy”, instead of “OMG…Brooke Candy’s ‘Dumb'”…because quite honestly you’d have to be all kinds of dumbo to even accidentally throw title shade at Miss Candy, she’d have your guts for garters…literally !
Proving that you actually can combine a ganja-camo swimsuit with Gabrielle baby girl wet-look curls, a Tank Girl bomber and beret and a militant CLIP-ON NECK TIE, Brooke Candy gives a video tutorial on how best to clean your chrome decorative maypole with a good old shammy leather and some leftover hair spray.
How she stole my bedtime look of 3 foot tall foamy wedges and black rainbow nightshirt with triple-lacquered acrylic nails I can’t tell…I would be suing for stealing my look had she only also paired it with a DO-RAG AND ADULT DIAPER, now that’s MY 100% sleepytime head-to-toe look !

Rumor has it
she’s on Kylie’s next single ! That’s so not dumb though !
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, BITCH-WEAR : Papermag’s Swimsuit Special !!


For their Swimsuit Special, Papermag trawled the shoreline for some of the biggest beach ballers of NYCs ever-expanding drag scene. These bitch babes brought QUEEN-OF-THE-SANDCASTLE GLAMOR to reveal some stunning barely-clothing options for a day on the dunes.
Paddle over to PAPERMAG, where you can have a browse through their chosen poolside looks and read about dreams of garbage men, drag douching, drag dumping, and -best of all-…BROCCOLI DRAG !

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!! OMG, MOHAIRY !: Michael Käpernick’s hairy garments !!

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Designed by German hair and makeup artist Michael Käpernick, this collection of hairy garments will leave you feeling like you have a pube wrapped around your tonsils, either that or you do [have a pube wrapped around your tonsils] still !
What I want to know is where he got all that pubic mohair material from, I haven’t seen that one at my local Fabricland, what would that be under, upholstery, outdoors, the pubic swathes and genital haberdashery aisles ?
Click below to see more looks from the collection. Me personally, I’m waiting for his line of pubic nipple-less tube tops and HIGH-WAISTED BALACLAVAS to come out next season !

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!! OMG, so secretive: Madonna’s ‘#SecretProject’ !!


This time last month old queen of pop Madgieplops released a trailer for her #SecretProject with fashion photographer/filmmaker Steven Klein. Now MaDoNnA has released a second, both of which you can watch in sequence above.
Having worked together before on her Confessions and Sticky & Sweet tours, they’re likely to come with something quite wonder-filled I’m sure.
Here’s hoping she’ll go all witch-of-the-desert henna-hands a la 1998’s Frozen…I’m praying to the planet William Orbit that she does !
[via WAPS]

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!! OMG, HACKED UP: Esther Meijer’s S/S ’14 collection !!

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In a week when the British Government have taken steps to clamp down on the availability of internet porn and online rape-depictions, Esther Meijer’s Spring/Summer 2014 runway collection entitled ‘$€XXX’ is an exploration of the social implications of cyberspace pornography.
Click below to hack into a few other looks from the collection including:
INFOBAHN noughts’n’crosses bomber jackets,
“f*ck buddy” sweater crop-tops,
pvc elephant TRUNK TRUNKS for your TRUNK junk,
cybergoth buckled platform booties,
plastic goblin hoodie-capes and
all round Matthew-Lillard-in-Hackers hair treatment and styling.

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