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!! OMG, haute sex: Chanel condoms !!

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When brainstorming the slogan for its brand of condoms, Chanel could have gone with “Cover your stump before you pump” or even “Protect your rump before you hump” — but instead the catchline is merely: “Keep it classy.” Oh, the rich. So minimalist.
Also, a pack of twelve is $279.

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!! OMG, season 16: ANTM returns this month !!

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Can’t…breathe…too excited…have unnatural obsession…with this show.
No, but really, is it Feb. 23 yet? I fully recognize that Tyra has lost touch with reality and that the quality of this show is…low, but I still can’t get enough. And what with AndrĂ© Leon Talley now two cycles deep and Italian Vogue on board, ANTM has raised the bar toward high fashion. Werk!
(via The Cut)

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!! OMG, platinum dream: Mike Ruiz & Phillipe Blond !!


Doug: Mike Ruiz should recorded us pregaming — it looks something like this. We need to involve a fan next time though.
Me: My first thought was, “This is what club kids must feel when they take ecstasy.” But now I realize that you’re right, we already know.
Doug: Do we drug ourselves before our self-adoration pics begin? Whatever, we look good in those pics.
Me: At least we don’t look like we took ecstasy…right?
Doug: Just maybe coke because that makes you skinny.
Me: Just maybe a lot of blonde hair weave.
Doug: We need more weave!

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!! OMG, love! Pierrepont Hicks bow ties !!

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Confession: I have a bow tie habit. An expensive bow tie habit. AND I WANT ALL THESE BOW TIES!…which, at a starting price of $62 from Pierrepont Hicks, means I would need to forfeit my weekly grocery budget. Someone stop me before I get my own episode on Intervention.

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