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!! OMG, For The Gal Who Has Everything: Pearl necklace that’s actually a necklace (but not actually pearl) !!

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“Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.”

I think I know what my man-friend’s getting for his birthday! Now if only I could scrounge up the $420 it costs to buy one of these babies…
[via WOW Report]

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!! OMG, He’s in Drag: James Franco !!

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His Royal Dimpledness James Franco continues his campaign to make everyone think he’s gay the gayest thing on earth while at the same time assuring us he’s not not. Today, he’s posing in drag as the coverboy of the latest Candy Magazine, “the first Transversal style magazine.” I can’t decide whether he looks more Marlene Dietrich or Working Girl, but either way I’d still gay marry him in a second flat.
If you’re curious, a promo video for the issue is after the jump.
[via Gawker]

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!! OMG, How Fecund: Rachel Zoe has a case of the pregs !!

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Happy day! Top stylist and reality television star is about to welcome her newest little accessory! While many in the fashion industry have speculated for years that Ms. Zoe has a cactus in place of a uterus, the 75-pound, “39-year-old” star has pulled off a small medical miracle by managing to get herself all knocked up. Those who watched the latest season of The Rachel Zoe Project know that this a longtime dream for Zoe’s husband, Roger Berman. Congratulations Rachel! Just try not to puncture the baby’s lung with your elbow when it finally pops out!
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!! OMG, Dress Him Up In Your Love: The Taylor Lautner Online Paper Doll !!

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What better way to start your Thursday than by taking undie-clad teen werewolf Taylor Lautner and helping him get dressed in some hideously ugly clothes, all from the privacy of your own laptop? Of course it might be better if it was the real Taylor– but then he might talk, and I’m guessing that would be a drag.
(The one thing that seriously annoyed me about this game is that there’s no way to take his socks off, including when he’s wearing shorts! Gross!)
Thanks to Alex S for the tip!
[Taylor Lautner Dressup]

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!! OMG, He Quits: Brad Goreski !!

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Nooooo! Rachel Zoe’s pet fop-moppet, Brad Goreski, has finally fled the bony embrace of Ms. Zoe! Brad, known for both his bow-ties and a highly boner-worthy Terry Richardson photoshoot earlier this year, has resigned as Zoe’s “Style Director”– coincidentally just after the airing of the season finale of Zoe’s reality show, The Rachel Zoe Project, of which he was kinda the star. Those paying attention will note that this is Zoe’s second assistant to leave the company recently. Much of the drama on The Rachel Zoe Project this year revolved around the mysterious ouster of Taylor Jacobsen, Brad’s predecessor. While Jacobsen’s exit was clouded in controversy, Goreski’s departure from the company (and show) is supposedly an amicable one.
[People]

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