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!! OMG, The Next Best Thing: The “Levi Johnston” Porno !!

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There’s a silver lining to every moose turd! The Palins and their extended clan of horny and fertile Alaskans may be ruining America, but they’ve certainly proved to be an endless source of JO material for Democrats and Republo’s alike! Although erstwhile babbydaddy Levi Johnston’s recent Playgirl pictures might have disappointed those hoping for a glimpse of his Great Northern Palin-maker, Gawker is reporting that Jet Set is set to start shooting a highly peeny gay porn based on the life of Mr. Johnston on this very weekend! The movie will naturally be titled Getting Levi’s Johnson.
Set to star in the future cinematic classic is a hunky and (presumably) endowed Levi-lookalike known only as Casey, pictured above. The resemblance is… resemblancey!

(Gawker)

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!! OMG photos: Peaches Live !!

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I experienced my first Peaches concert Wednesday night when the Canadian electro pop superstar arrived for a hometown show at Toronto’s Phoenix Concert Theatre. I’d swooned over “Kick It” for years, and this was my anthem in high school, but unlike every other gay in the city, I’d never had the pleasure of seeing the woman herself. It was worth the wait.
A frenzied crowd packed the venue as Vangelis’ Blade Runner theme played and three backup dancers in swamp monster regalia took the stage and shook their swampy booties to a bad ass rendition of “Mud”. Peaches finally emerged wearing a costume resembling a cross between a woolly mammoth and a bird’s nest. She lumbered around in it some more before stripping down to a pink bodysuit-cum-superhero jumper to belt out hits “Serpentine” and “Kick It”.
A proper initiation.
Check out photos of the mayhem after the jump.

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!! OMG, the Levi Johnston Teaser Picture! !!

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On one hand, Levi Johnston is still not nude. On the other hand, he is hot and getting nuder by the moment. On the other hand I am totally sick of him and his insincere crap. On the other hand, I hate Sarah “Pig” Palin way more. On the final hand, I feel like it’s my obligation to report the details of his impending nudity as we get closer and closer to the release of the photos. On the last final hand, obviously this is just a bunch of publicity hype about absolutely nothing and I can’t believe I’m buying into it.
So here’s the teaser photo from the shoot, just released on Playgirl.com. (Link NSFW, duh!) I dunno. Do you want to hear more about this or not? I guess you could call this a poll.

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!! OMG, he won’t be naked: Levi Johnston !!

For f*ck’s sake. This is exactly why I’ve been avoiding the Levi Johnston story. I knew it was all just a big tease! Now Gawker is reporting that he will NOT be showing his penis in his upcoming Playgirl spread. I hate to sound like a complain-y OMG Blog reader, but that’s not naked! Is this going to be like the Shannen Doherty Playboy spread where she’s sitting there with her arms and legs crossed so you can’t see anything at all? I suspect it might!
We’ve been taken for a ride, guys. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

(Gawker)

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!! OMG, watch out for the Kitchen Shitter !!

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If you live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, don’t invite any randoms to your next party, or you could end up with a mess at the end of the night:

Marc. WARNING! Ladies of Williamsburg, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.

(via Holy Taco)

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