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!! OMG, For The Gal Who Has Everything: Pearl necklace that’s actually a necklace (but not actually pearl) !!

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“Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.”

I think I know what my man-friend’s getting for his birthday! Now if only I could scrounge up the $420 it costs to buy one of these babies…
[via WOW Report]

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!! OMG his peen (maybe): Brett Favre !!

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Hey, wanna see Brett Favre’s penis? I know, I know, “who’s Brett Favre!” Um, only like the most famous football player ever. Or something. Actually I guess Joe Namath is the most famous football player ever? Or, “The Refrigerator”? F*ck me, who knows! Anyway, Brett Favre (pronounced “Fah-vvebrerbebererv“) is pretty famous and despite having been around for at least twice as long as most professional athletes, is also still pretty hot. In a grizzled football daddy kind of way, if you’re into that thing. (Note to grizzled football daddies: I’m into it!)
Anyway, the story is predictable: Favre starts hitting on some Jets cheerleader and sends her pictures of his penis. (The story is actually much longer and more complicated than this but this is the important part.) Now the pictures are on the internet. And you can go look at them!
Favre, of course, is claiming “That is not my penis!” Except actually he’s more just sort of being non-denial denialy about it. So let’s just assume it is his! Of course, a great way for him to prove it isn’t would be for Mr. Favre to offer up some pictures (preferably high quality and professional) of his actual ween! That would clear everything up. Right? Come on Brett…
Anyway,, sadly the pictures are in a video that’s hosted on Deadspin and not embeddable. So you’ll have to click over there to see it (see how their little scheme works?)– and fastforward through the video to the very end.
Have fun!
[Deadspin]

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!! OMG, How Obvious: Jon Hamm’s peen will not be concealed !!

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If you couldn’t get enough of Jon Hamm’s unmistakable crotch bulge yesterday, then you’ll surely be pleased with his obvious peen-outline here, courtesy the Big Bulge Collection. (Link semi-NSFW)
Another picture of Mr. Hamm flaunting his besuited goods after the jump, along with a gratuitous close-up, for those of you who like to pay CSI-like attention to the details of your celebrity penis-pics.
Thanks to reader Brendan for the tip!

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!! OMG, It’s Bulgy: Jon Hamm’s Package !!

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Hey, have you been wondering whether Jon Hamm (also known as Mad Men’s dashing but troubled Don Draper) has a big D? Personally, I know that I was having a conversation about it just yesterday. (Pathetic, but true. Look, this is my life.)
Anyway, this photo, sent in by reader Antonio, lends evidence to my speculation that Mr. Hamm’s D is probably huge and perfect. Anyone with further photo evidence can please submit it to [email protected]!
(And if you want to follow tipster Antonio on Twitter, it’s @ohbitchpleez.)

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