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!! OMG, Make Yourself Look Like a Monster in Just Two Minutes: Lips You Love !!


Do you long for your normal lips to look like a giant, glistening swollen anus? I mean, I don’t, but judging by the pictures I see in US Weekly, there seem to be a lot of ladies who do. Lucky for them, there’s this new bicycle-pump type device that will scarily inflate your lips in just two minutes, while your terrified child watches on in horror!
Sometimes I’m really glad not to be a woman. Now where did I put my penis pump?
(Thanks to Chris J. for the tip)

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!! OMG, How Cheeky: Ronnie and the Situation’s coming out moment !!

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This is obviously juvenile and kind of homophobic, but I have to admit I LOLed anyway: someone slapped the Jersey Shore boys’ giant SUV with this sign, much to their horror. Of course they removed it, but J-Woww, always a trickster, snuck it back on.
More photos of the incident are over here.
[Via Towleroad]

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!! OMG, They’re Hysterical: Pageant-watchers go gaga for Miss Phillipines !!


Watch how these faggy Filipino fans react when Miss Phillipines is called LAST for the top 15 of the Miss Universe Pageant. I guess there’s no word for stoic in Tagalog!
(This is also how my man-friend reacts when the Jets score a touchdown, which I guess is to say that we are all squealing queens in our own special, snowflakey way.)
[Via Boy Culture]

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!! OMG, Finally: Oregon Trail gets exciting !!


I probably spent at least 500 hours sitting in the back of my fifth grade classroom playing The Oregon Trail before an important question dawned on me: “Hey, when is this game going to get exciting?”
Well, it took twenty years, but the answer is: NOW!
So long Oregon is a new iPhone game that mashes up Oregon Trail and the classic Excitebike. Sound confusing? Check out the trailer, above.
[Via Sullybear]

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