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!! OMG, don’t be sorry: logitech4873’s ‘I’m So Sorry’ !!


When Louis CK said “suck a bag of dicks”, I feel like this video gives a pretty good visualisation of what that might look like.
Norwegian Youtube user ‘logitech4873’ uploaded it a few days back, with the description:

“I’m so sorry for spending 62 hours rendering this shit. I really am”

Don’t be sorry, what’s more worth your while than rendering a pile of fleshy peens all shiny and glistening?
Like the FLESHERMAN emptying his net of a days catch of cock-fish!
The eel peen is the one I’m after, I thought it was going to fall forever, and it would satisfy the appetite of even the most ravenous of flesh-mongering bottom boys.
[via bullett]

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!! OMG, first off…: ‘Sofia The First’ will make you ‘funny’ !!

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You may thing that Sofia is a little barch, you may think she’s a total fag hag or like me you might just be totes jealous of her HOT CHIC KNEE-LENGTH VIOLET NUMBERS of which she has many [which then convinces me she is a little baarch and a total fag hag].
I think I’d much rather buy my son a ‘Sabrina the Teenage Bitch’ dvd because at least then he’d have fierce powers and a cute talking cat to aspire to, but I was touched by the middle finger flipping of the old [probably ex-Disney Princess] granny who bought Sam a ‘Sofia The First’ dvd last Friday in Walfart Walmart.
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[via HuffPost]

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!! OMG, the vision of Divinity: Jeffrey Schwarz interview !!


Jeffrey Schwarz has directed over 100 films; documentaries about movies, films on films, covering the making as such classics as ‘Footloose’ [this amounts to several films, obsessed much?!], ‘Bewitched’ and ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’.
His in-depth documentary on the queen of all queens, Divine, premiered this year at SXSW and features previously unseen photos and videos provided by Divine’s mother Frances Milstead who was still alive when Jeffrey was collecting together his material for what he describes as “the ultimate ‘it gets better’ story”.
Schwarz sat down with Afterelton to discuss his dream of one day making a Divine Biopic, his search for film-funding sugar-daddies or “donor angels”, and remembering that John [Waters] and Divine, were creating “movies for gay people who didn’t get along with other gay people”:

“Today’s queers need to remember people like Divine and the people on the fringes who made it easier for the rest of us.”

True dat!
You can read the whole interview HERE [I promise only a single mention of canine excrement] and you can browse the North American film screening deets, after the jump.

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!! OMG, CHEW have to laugh: ‘Chewie Here, Chewbacca There’ !!


Chewbacca is my kind of guy; big, hairy, really good at fixing things and cuddly by nature, so every time I hear that “cccrrrrroooooaaaauuuuuwwww” noise, I melt inside, and stiffen on the outside at the thought of hopping on the CHEW-CHEW TRAIN and riding that hairy ass all night long until we make Chewie babies.
This video is basically Chew-porn, Chew-gasms with pictures of fluffy animals and household apparatus on top, it’s hitting all my domestique sci-fantasy pleasure centres.
Chewie is that CHU…won’t you come in here and fix that Chewie tap and that cupboard door is Chewing too…wont Chew fix that for me…THANK CHEW!
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!! OMG, Beyoncé’s gotta Knowles: She is looking like a vase sometimes !!

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Buzzfeed just fed us something that we are gagging on and we are now blowing up chunks of MING DYNASTY ROAMING TIGER CERAMIQUE!

Follow the jump to see such looks as an Oscar “small town aunt’s mantlepiece” vase dress and a Met Gala “just like the gifts you’d find on special offer in the back pages of a doll collectors magazine” gown!
Ooh girl, you Knowles they’re not wrong!

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