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!! OMG, accessing random memories: Daft Punk x Giorgio Moroder !!


If you don’t recognise the beat that pumps out from the computer at 1.35 then you are either not gay, or not black, or not a golden oldie disco queen, or any combination of the above.
From Donna Summer’s 1977 concept album ‘Bad Girls’, ‘Remember Yesterday’ ask almost any old queen or muso and they’ll tell you to swallow it because this tune and it’s SPACEY-BASEY is a dance/disco historical node.
Italian synthesiser patriarch Giorgio Moroder claims “at the beginning [of ‘Love to Love’] the bass-line is terrible”, and he should know, he blooming made it. Well Mademoiselle Moroder nobody else noticed so shush it:
Giorgio, who worked alongside Daft Punk on their upcoming album, spoke to The Creators Project about ‘four on the floor’ dance beats, his thoughts on that 70s Donna Summers collaboration [“I didn’t think it was that important at the time”] and “the Ibiza Discotheque”; in the first episode of interviews with the collaborators on Daft Punk’s new album ‘Random Access Memories’.
I’d love to see ‘Giorgio in the midst’ of an Ibiza FOAM PARTY FLOOR FILLER, bikini on, arms in the air, face full of bubbles, dancing to Tiesto!

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!! OMG, watch all your favourite shows, right meow: Sidereel’s been hijacked by cats !!

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OK, so I went onto Sidereel last night, obviously not to watch illegally streaming episodes of ‘Real Housewives of Vancouver’ or the finale of Naomi Campbell’s ‘The Face’ or anything like that.
It would appear that the site has been hijacked by paddy paws who have given the pages a bit of a MEOWKOVER…like seriously. I figured it was an April Fools thingy, but then today it remains. With titles on offer such as ‘How I Meow’t Your Mother’ and ‘Tabbycat Takes Over’ [or maybe this is a special episode where hairmazing bull-dyke Tabatha takes over a kitty grooming salon?!].
One VERY disgruntled user of the site Kelly Taylor wrote an angry complaint entitled ”I’m sad,confused, frustrated and down right ANGRY!”…OK dear, calm down, it’s not that bad, I think you may need to re-asses your white girl problems, this is the sort of quote one would expect to hear in relation to like genocide or homophobic hate crimes or some such important thing, not a few kitty-cutouts and occasional “meows” on your source for daily episodes of ‘Jersey Shore’…get a grip lady, or I’ll cat scratch you.
Sidereel’s reason for the cat burglary ? “because cats!”…oh, OK, fair enough I guess.

[[ OMG, there’s more: JUMP IN to read the rest ]]

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!! OMG, an apple to play keeps the Teardrops away: J.Views’ fruit&veg rendition !!


Erm excuse me J.Views I was totally going to make dinner with that shit, now you’ve BRUISED MY EGGPLANTS and mushed my carrots on that turntable…What the crap are you doing with my kiwi, I was going to have that for breakfast you turd!?
OMG, at 1.00 when he’s TEASING THE ELECTRONODAL BUNCH’O’GRAPES? I’m getting all sorts of hemorrhoid treatment visuals going on…but I do love Massive Attack.
I like the harpsichord strawberries all in a pillowed-row, waiting patiently.
[via booooooom]

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!! OMG, Does my ass look Buffy in this?: BtVS style-guide !!

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I was watching Buffy the other night with my good friend Mrs Cobbles; Season 4 Episode 18, where at one point Willow asks Buffy if she still loves her despite having spilled ‘something purple’ on her peasant blouse
…PEASANT BLOUSE?! Geez, that’s some unknown level of fashion frump.
This said, my flavourite Buffy outfit ever was her yummy sushi pyjamas in the episode where the Scooby Gang were hiding out in Gile’s basement.
There have been many Buffashion Faux Pas’ throughout all seven seasons, not to mention Willow’s Fashion Willaux-pas, which often include some sort of HAND-STITCHED PATCHWORK KANCKLE-LENGTH SKIRT and a DUMPY FELTED CABBAGE-HAT…oh and a variety of CHOKER-SHOCKERS throughout the years…so many chokers for Willow I’m surprised her head didn’t just pop right off of her velveteen shoulders at some stage in season 5!
Well collegefashion.net have compiled a style how-to for Buffy, Willow, Xander and Giles [girls versions], Tara and Anya.
Choose you style-Scoob..don’t you dare wear the peasant blouse though or Joan Rivers will hunt you down and steak you in the heart!

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!! OMG, “It’s Oh So QUIT!”: Björk cancels Biophilia Kickstarter !!

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APParently people weren’t “Biopheeling [so] generous”!
A few days ago we posted Björk’s Biophilia Kickstarter on omgblog, where Bjork and her techy-team were looking to raise as much as £375,000 to develop the app for Windows 8 and Android.
They raised less than 4% of this before Kick-stopped the campaign a few hours ago, due to unforeseen labour oversights, posting the following Björk-written note on their site:
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[Thanks Nick for the tip!]

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