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!! OMG, How Gay: French McDonald’s !!


McDonald’s loves the gays now, but don’t get too excited– it still doesn’t mean you should eat there. It’s disgusting. Oh, hell, who am I kidding– I’d eat just about anything if it got me closer to the French cutie in this ad…

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!! OMG, He’s a Gypsy: Novak Djokovic !!


Well, hmmm! In this strange little video, tennis superstar Novak Djokovic dresses up like Shakira– the She-wolf herself!– and serenades his shirtless and reclining doubles partner Viktor Troicki with her recent hit Gypsy. There’s a lot of so-gay-it’s-straight frolicking and giggling and although I don’t exactly understand any of it, I think it might make more sense if you’re a tennis fan? Either way, it’s kinda hot…
Thanks to Johnny for the tip!

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!! OMG, Gross! Gay Twilight features twinks, blood !!


Well, you knew it was coming. In fact, what took it so long to get here? I am, of course, speaking of Twinklight, the gay Twilight porno. (Call me when the gay Baby-sitter’s Club porno comes out– with early 90’s nostalgia at an all-time high and the recent rerelease of the books it can’t be too far off!)
Anyway, I would say that Twinklight looks hot except, uh, ew, blood? I know it’s a vampire movie and everything but was that really necessary? Gross! Also, as everyone knows, the whole point of Twilight is that there’s no sex– gay or otherwise. A real gay version of Twilight would just feature a bunch of longing gay embraces.
The trailer’s above, and while there’s technically no nudity, there’s a lot of gay writhing and fang-baring, so it’s probably not the greatest idea to watch it at work.
[Via Queerty]

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!! OMG, How Revolutionary: Gay husbands advance marriage equality by winning shopping spree !!

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As most of our readers know, we’re big fans of marriage equality here at OMG Blog– and nothing says marriage equality like a lavish dowry from CRATE & BARREL! Gay newlyweds Gregory and Jonathan (above) recently launched an extremely aggressive campaign to win a Crate and Barrel wedding contest. And they courageously came in second, winning a $7,500 Crate and Barrel gift certificate. Let’s hope these brave freedom fighters enjoy their stemless wineglasses and chilewich placemats! And thank you for helping us fight for our right to be as materialistic and greedy as straight brides!
[Towleroad]

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!! OMG, It’s Pansexual: The teaser for the new Kylie video !!


Well lookee here: it’s the 30-second teaser for the upcoming Kylie Minogue video for ALL THE LOVERS. Personally I’m sick of these teaser things– isn’t a music video already an advertisement?– but I’ll forgive Kylie in this one case because the video, which features couples of every stripe stripping down to their underwear and making out, looks really hot.
[Via Towleroad]

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